This may be a scene not so uncommon in larger cities, but it’s a bit unusual for Eugene. Or maybe not, as it’s not really what it appears to be, a car with its wheels stolen. Anyway, who would steal the wheels from a Mercury Villager? The village idiot?
Let’s take a walk around and try to figure out what really is happening here. If that’s possible.
There’s wheels on this side! And a wheel center cap on the windshield.
A trademark Mercury Breezeway rear window.
Aha! The missing other two wheels are safely ensconced inside. Maybe they’re just taking a rest?
If you have any better explanation(s), fire away.