Atchison, Topeka, and the Santa Fe
Yes – AND AT&SF wants its cow catcher returned, too!
F-150? More like Ram. BATTERING Ram.
Also, I like how the front license plate is zip-tied to the “grille,” even though there appears to be a license plate mount attached to the bumper.
Hannibal Lecter Edition?
Jeep Wannabe – I count 7 slots between those pipes that make up the makeshift grille.
The new F-150 WaBASH edition! :^)
“The Truck”, as in that ’77 horror movie “The Car”.
Don’t forget about the 1986 movie MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE with all the crazy trucks; this one here would be right at home.
HTWWM. That stands for “How the West Was Made”.
The Sgt. Schultz Edition F-150.
THOMAS THE TRAIN!!
Thomas the Tank Engine After a Weekend Bender
F-150 OMW (Outta my Way!)
The “Hey, I Picked This Wrecked F-150 at the Boneyard For Peanuts” Edition.
Looks vaguely Jeep-ish?
I hope this guy knows that the real train has the right of way at a railroad crossing.
The McCow-Catcher DeLuxe
The “I Have A Welder And I’m Not Afraid To Use It” Edition
The Hold-Muh-Beer-n-Y’all-Watch-This edition.
The Drugs’re Bad, Mmkay? edition.
The Man, Was I Drunk…Did I Do Anything? edition.
No, wait, wait: F-150 Brougham!
+1, 2 and 3
Here’s a more comprehensive effort. Start with a Brat, add references to every possible vehicle ever mentioned in movies.
The Wreck of the Old 97.
2018 Datsun F10 by Ford.
The Wagon F-ear
Not sure what to call the featured “vehicle” but this guy should be arrested for attempted ‘Mater.
(Tow Mater, that is. 😉 )
Mad Max Edition
Here goes . . .
The F-150 Trailer Trash Edition
The F-150 “Can’t-Ya-See-I’m-A-Garbage-Picker” Edition
The F-150 “I Was Dropped On My Head As A Child” Edition
The F-150 “I Snort This White Sugar-lookin’ Stuff” Edition
The F-150 “I Flunked 2nd Grade” Edition
The F-150 “I Unleashed My Inner Child and It Turned Out To Be Possessed By Swamp Demons” Edition
The “Im Reel Good With Toolz” edition
The “I’m A Redneck Freon Licker With A Mullet Harcut (sic)” (!) Edition
The “Did You Know I Have 7 Kids With 8 Different Women?” Edition
The “I Drink Toxic Bong Water” Edition
The “Ain’t A Clever MoFo?” Edition
The “My First Name is ‘Puke’, my middle name is ‘puke’ and my last name is ‘PUKE'” Edition
The “I Passed A Kidney Stone and Then Ate It . . . but I Think itt affektuD mah brane edisHun! Crunchy!!!”
and, finally, the F-150 “I’m Dripping With Sarcasm” Edition. AMEN
The DMP (Deer-Moose-Pony) CC (Cow Catcher) Edition.
Not as scary as seeing this in your rear view mirror!
I was thinking “Jeep”ers Creepers Edition when I posted above about the visual he seems to be trying to convey with the 7 slots thing in that homemade grille.
I didn’t think anyone would get the reference. Thanks, Jose!
Most certainly not Pussy Wagon. Granted, that was a Chevy.
One short step from the junkyard edition.
This is easy! The F-150 post apocalyptic Mad Max Edition! I win!
Great… now I’m gonna have that Tull song stuck in my head for the rest of the night!
Thanks a lot Rick!
Sorry, fellow Ricks. I just couldn’t help myself. Of course it is now stuck in my head. Poetic justice?
looks way better than the factory finish these car-trucks got from the factory…
Hmm… I’ve got an old rocking chair, a bunch of sheet metal and a case of beer… What to do? What to do?
Implant supported dentures edition.
Was that one of those Choo Choo Customs conversion models?
I thought that company only did GM products?
Do you live in Tacoma or were you just visiting? I see this truck pretty regularly!
I live in Puyallup, so I get to Tacoma a lot, despite how ugly this is I’m amazed at the amount of skill and care that went into the fabrication. Those headlights took a lot of work.
It kind of reminds me of the Red Skull from the Avengers movies…
Sure looks neat, I wonder how well the headlights work? I wonder if this truck has a safer crash test now with the modified front end?
I told ya Goober’d get it fixed right up fer ya. Why, you can’t even tell where you hit that cow. Buffed right out. Good as new.
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