Curbside Find: The World’s Most Pathetic Pontiac Bonneville – Which One Was The Most Beautiful?

 

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The words “Pontiac Bonneville” once stood for what was consistently one of the most beautiful and compelling American cars. That all ended in 1982, when that storied name was applied to this sad-sack G-Body. Yes, this example found and posted at the CC Cohort by canadiancatgreen is a particularly pathetic example, but it reminded me just how far the Bonneville had fallen from it former glories.

In case you need reminding, here’s a sample of all the generations of Bonnevilles. Pick your favorite. And if anyone picks this one, I’ll retire (again).

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1958:  Not exactly one of my favorites, but then that applies to all of the ’58 GM line. The blow-out end of an era.

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I much prefer the cleaner 1960 over the fussier ’59, but feel free to disagree.

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1961: One of my favorites. Lighter, tighter and faster, especially with the (non stock) 421 SD that this one sports.

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1963 certainly deserves top billing, with its soon-to-be iconic stacked headlights and its bulging hips, a preview of things to come in 1965.

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1965: Yes, it’s a bit excessive, but not too much so thanks to superb detailing and a dramatic front end. The best of the new ’65s.

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The 1967 let its flowing mane sweep even further back, making it a nigh-near genuine fastback, and again, one of the best of its kind for a full size car, although the big Buick Wildcat might give it a run for the money.

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By 1969 fastbacks were out and a turn towards a cleaner, more formal look was under way.

 

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1971 brought a new body as well as a range-topping Grand Ville, but the Bonneville still has a lot of appeal with the new styling direction and bold front end.

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1976 was the last of the really big Bonnies. The new squared-off coupe roof created a more formal look and previewed what was coming the following year.

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1977 -1981:  The downsized 1977 GM cars all had their respective charms and attractions, and an elegant new coupe roof shared with Buick and Olds. But it’s hard to say that any of them topped the Bonneville’s clean lines that went so well with that Fiat 130 Coupe-inspired roof.  A superb finale to the full-size RWD Bonnevilles.

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1982-1986  Need I say anything more than what I said here about this GM Deadly Sin?

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1987 – 1991: A completely new FWD architecture and the beginning of Pontiac’s efforts to establish the Bonneville as a Euro-fighter. There’s a bit of unevenness between the rounded front end and the rather squarish middle section.

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1992  1999: A more organic and smoother design, objectively well done. But Pontiac’s growing image as the Walmart BMW wasn’t helping.

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2000 – 2005:  The end of the road. And not a very glorious one, but some may differ.

 

Related CC reading:

Curbside Classic: 1984 Pontiac Bonneville Brougham – GM’s Deadly Sin #8