Curbside Recycling: 1973 Chevrolet Vega Kammback – Oy Vega! 50+ Years Of Long(roof) Memories

1973 Chevrolet Vega Kammback

GM might as well be the abbreviation for Genius Marketers instead of General Motors.  How else to explain over TWO MILLION suckers that purchased a Vega?  And it’s not like it was all at once, the thing was on the market for seven full years with its best sales year in 1974, well after the cat was out of the bag and far down the road.  I’m starting to think that P.T. Barnum was wrong, there’s more than one born every minute, there simply has to be.

Of course GM didn’t rest on their laureled crests with that feat, no, they handed their beer to the closest bystander and a few years later managed an even more impressive score with the launch and very successful sale of the X-car line (Citation, etc.) until eventually of course it all started to catch up with them; even Americans only have so many thoughts and prayers to get them through every easily avoidable tragedy.  But that’s all a series of sordid tales for another day, today it’s this little Kammback’s day to shine like a little yellow sun under our not-so-loving gaze.

1973 Chevrolet Vega Kammback

We do actually love our losers here at CC of course and none better than those of mighty GM, whose rich history includes some mighty highs which are well-celebrated and some lowly lows which are prepared as lessons for the future.  If one won’t learn, well, then one is doomed…

1973 Chevrolet Vega Kammback

We’ve told the tale of the Vega numerous times and everyone is likely aware of the broad strokes.  Born from many fathers, none willing to shoulder the responsibility until the mighty John Z. ascended to Chevrolet’s throne, he then threw the full weight of the brand behind it.

Chevrolet needed a little car to compete, and, well, while pretty and with a cute smile, it was born overweight, overly expensive, and with its nannies on the assembly line striking like the Englanders across the pond with one action after another.  Nevertheless, cars started trickling out for the 1971 model year, a trickly which quickly became a torrent for a first-year total of over 277,000, a model year total that was exceeded every year until 1975.

Four shapes (paternal quadruplets) were actually created, a Notchback, the Kammback wagon, a Panel Delivery (kind of a Kammback with side-eye patches), and the looker of the bunch, the Hatchback.

1973 Chevrolet Vega Kammback

Halfway through, for 1974, there was a nosejob and a slight buttlift, neither of which did it any favors whatsoever, as the original was fairly svelte and lithe(-looking), though there was always a little overly heavy bone under the wafer-thin skin.  Eventually there was even a slightly bionic version created (the Cosworth) but it sold poorly as the technology proved even more fragile than the standard stuff and it was more expensive than the market would really bear at the time.

1973 Chevrolet Vega Kammback

Of course the Kammback name is a bit of marketing puffery as it isn’t really a “Kamm” back, it’s just a normal somewhat but not quite vertical wagon shape where the tail increases to a steeper angle, perhaps most similar if a little more upright to what was being peddled by Opel in a Buick showroom across the street.  Or maybe just across the lot in some cases.

VW had the Squareback which it had been offering for some time but was more expensive, and of course the Pinto wagon was a thing at the time as were the nascent Japanese with the early Corolla wagons as well as the Datsun 610 wagon, all available in two-door form as well.  The market was there, in other words.

1973 Chevrolet Vega Kammback

So two door wagons were kind of hot at the time, and just one look makes obvious why; it isn’t unattractive at all, actually looks fairly rakish, the seating position could be kind of low and appealing to those of that time, the doors were long just like in a “real” car, the hatch was supremely convenient and at least two limber folks could sit in the back.

1973 Chevrolet Vega Kammback

The louvered vents on the side of the Vega Kammback couldn’t be a more obvious ripoff of the ones on the VW Squareback, but as with on that one, they work and add at least 10hp visually.

1973 Chevrolet Vega Kammback

The view from dead aft is probably the Kammback’s weakest angle, but at least the up-through-1973 bumper is nicely accentual instead of steatopygial (I’ve been waiting 34 years to use something I learned in Anthropology 101 my Freshman year in college, today is finally that day).

1973 Chevrolet Vega Kammback

The hatch limbo-ing lower than Chubby Checker does result in an impressively low liftover height, in fact one can just slide all of one’s whatevers in there without fear of strain.

1973 Chevrolet Vega Kammback

As a bonus there is a quite large underfloor storage compartment as well that at this point has accumulated an impressive tonnage of rodent turds.

1973 Chevrolet Vega Kammback

Everyone can note the mini-Camaro vibe up front here even with the slight cleft lip this one’s currently got, and who doesn’t enjoy seeing the bulge of a couple of socks down their favorite guitar-rocker’s jeans as is evident on top of this hood.  There’s no real powerhouse underneath here, with one-barrel 140c.i. (2.3l) inline-4 available as standrd and the 2-barrel version being optional.

In 1973 the 2-barrel engine as was originally fitted to this particular car produced 85hp and 115lb-ft of torque.  This was a reduction from prior years’ ratings due to using the revised SAE reporting methodology and as emissions controls increased, however it was enough-ish for the day and the car’s mission.  When it worked, that is.  This little party piece isn’t accessed as per usual through the front but rather from the top as this hood is front-hinged.

1973 Chevrolet Vega Kammback

And sadly we do not win the P. Niedermeyer contest for finding a running original engine in a Vega as this one is as empty as the soul of a GM beancounter whittling away at all of the things that make a car desirable.  One wonders if that was the original engine that went bye-bye or if was the second or perhaps another as the engines were of course one of the significant weak points of the Vega line.

1973 Chevrolet Vega Kammback

This sticker was in the doorjamb; Mobil 1 synthetic oil was in fact introduced in 1973 in Europe, but didn’t cross the pond until 1974.  While today it is the “Official Oil of GM Performance” I’m intrigued as to what role it played in the Vega.  Was this the oil used in a replacement engine?  Or something else?  I just don’t see the average Vega owner ponying up for Mobil 1 on the regular.

1973 Chevrolet Vega Kammback

Many Vegas were built at Lordstown, Ohio, a plant that is famous (or infamous) for labor strife and other issues.  However this is one of the Canadian-built ones, perhaps with a dollop of French-Canadian Pride in St. Therese, Quebec.  The sixth digit’s a 3 so it’s a 1973 and enlarging it shows the car was built in October of 1972, with a fairly low sequence number for a year in which 400,000 Vegas were sold.  It’s also clear that this car was originally blue instead of the yellow it wears now.

It clearly was repainted early in its life as this rather shocking fender rust-through shows.  This is the result of GM not using inner fender liners until the next year.  GM still doesn’t use them as standard in the rear of their full-size pickup trucks (none of the domestics do, just the imports) which results in the bed fenders rusting far quicker than the front fenders which do have inner liners in all of them as standard.

Why buyers/owners continue to put up with that I don’t know, but it’s an easy and cheap option to seriously prolong the life of this sheetmetal area.  A cynic might say it’s obviously done to promote sales of repair panels and quicken trade-in times, but I wouldn’t know about cynicism, no Sir…!

1973 Chevrolet Vega Kammback

In this case somebody used a rather large piece of fiberglass weave to effect a patch over the rust which solved the problem for about a winter or two,  Maybe.  Now it’s just flopping around like that off-brand Band-Aid you put on your sweaty thumb after you cut it doing yardwork ten minutes ago.

1973 Chevrolet Vega Kammback

The show continues inside, where the disappearance of the passenger seat opens up a panoramic vista for us.  The dashboard is fairly modern, seems well-padded enough, and there’s even a woodgrain applique on the shift lever surround.

1973 Chevrolet Vega Kammback

The woodgrain is supposed to be paired with matching stuff on the doorpanels but this one doesn’t have that so who knows, perhaps the Plasti-Forest lumberjacks were in the midst of a sympathy strike when this one came down the line.  This car does have the slush-o-matic which was not the thing to pair with a four-cylinder back in the day, at least not if forward progress was desired in a high-elevation state such as Colorado.

1973 Chevrolet Vega Kammback

Look at that, there’s a badge known for quality!  It even says so right on the sticker!  And there’s the Vega badge in the opposite corner, having been dealt multiple knock-out punches over its lifespan but somehow getting back up off the ropes for Seven. Long. Years.

That panel by the way houses vents in other Vegas, so while this one was not equipped with Air Conditioning, of course occupants still do desire a whiff of fresh air at times, but not if you don’t pay the General a few extra Shekels for the privilege.  Clean Air wasn’t considered a right until the first Act was enacted in 1963 and since the General was fighting emission controls, perhaps he figured he wasn’t providing anything clean or fresh, so no cigar unless it’s your own.

The AM and nothin’ else radio is there for the twiddlers amongst us with two knobs and five buttons and of course a ciggy-lighter to the left of it.

1973 Chevrolet Vega Kammback

The view from the helm gives the driver the only things that matter in life, the speedometer and fuel level.  How fast and how long…  There’s also a blank in the upper right-hand corner to remind the driver of their cheapness of course.

1973 Chevrolet Vega Kammback

While I dirtied my finger scrubbing the muck off the lens, the camera decided to focus elsewhere, however the mileage stood at 87,560 miles which seems heroic for just one Vega engine, but maybe on par for two.  I doubt this one has been around the dial almost twice, so feel confident that this has been moldering somewhere for close to four decades now.

1973 Chevrolet Vega Kammback

We can’t forget about the backseat passengers though, they were treated to a featureless bench with hard side panels and a pronounced center hump in the floor, and perhaps even a hump in the seat the way this one looks.  At least the view out is far better than in something like a Lincoln MkIII through V so there’s that.

1973 Chevrolet Vega Kammback

The Vega left GM with a serious black eye, but as alluded to earlier, the propensity for Americans to forgive is great.  Of course many don’t like to be fooled more than once, yet that occurred to many as well.  I’m sure some people had great experiences with Vegas and many (some? one?) probably traveled hundreds of thousands of miles without issue, yet they are exceedingly rare in the junkyards and even more so on the roads for what was at first a physically attractive and not unappealing package.  If it was good there would be more of them today.

Here’s the first of two videos regarding the ’73 Vega, this one is about the most banal, insipid commercial I’ve sat through in a while telling you absolutely nothing about the cars, perhaps by design…

And this one is the polar opposite, actually informing the buyer about some reasons why a Vega might be a good idea…even if the way he squeezes the seat is a little creepy.  You’ll see.  Vega!

Related Reading:

Chevrolet Vega – Winner Of 1971 Small Car Comparison and GM’s Deadly Sin No. 2 by PN

Announcing The Great Vega Hunt: Who Will Find A Genuine CC Running Vega 2300? by PN

The Great Vega Hunt Continues – Bone Stock 1973 Notchback With Powerglide by Ed Stembridge

1976 Vega Cosworth #2196 – Muscle Memory, In Honor Of the Vega’s 50th Anniversary by Ed Stembridge

COAL: 1973 Vega – Were They Really That Bad? by Just Plain Joe

1974 Vega Kammback – GM’s Deadly Sexy Sin #2, Take Two by PN