Curbside Recycling: 1976 Ford Pinto Runabout – Who Does A Bare-Metal Restoration Of A Pinto?

1976 Ford Pinto Runabout

Nobody, that’s who.  And to be fair, this one wasn’t ever finished and is unlikely to ever be, certainly not in time for Barrett-Jackson in Scottsdale.  Maybe someone confused it for a Miura; after all both have two doors and the second letter of the five-letter model names are an “i”.  “Same Same But Different” as my friends in Asia are fond of saying.  Both were available in bright colors too, I’ll add.  Uncanny.

I’m sure there are some of you interested into views of the inner reaches of Pinto-dom, uncluttered by inconveniences such as the stuff that normally resides where it does.  This one is remarkably rust free too, ironically the remaining paint is the closest possible factory paint color to it though.

1976 Ford Pinto Runabout

I’m sure the owner (or his heirs) did their best to find a willing buyer for this, we’ve all seen the ads “Testing the waters, ready for paint, 99.9% parts are there, needs minor reassembly, numbers matching, A/C just needs a charge, some TLC required, blah blah blah, or best offer, I know what I’ve got”.  I’ve never fallen for that though, perhaps I have left some genuine opportunities pass me by.  Although more likely they would have been a different sort of “opportunity” than the ideal.

It does remarkably remind of the Mustang II from the front though.  Hmm.  Maybe there’s hope for the old nag yet.  Look how low one seems to have to sit in it as compared to the Ford Focus next to it!

1976 Ford Pinto Runabout

I can’t confess to being particularly imbued with Pinto-fandom myself, I’ve ridden in precisely one of them (seated low with lots of dashboard ahead is what I recall) and this is probably the most time I’ve spent looking at one otherwise.  I understand their reason for being, and am astonished at how successful they actually were, for example 1976 saw 290,132 leave dealerships as new cars which is staggering and not a particularly good year either (1974 holds the record at 544,209).  Over ten model years from 1971 to 1980 the total tally was almost 3.2 million.  I don’t know if those numbers include the Mercury Bobcat either, which is more “Same Same But Different”…

1976 Ford Pinto Runabout

The Pinto name is cute though, making Ford the horsey brand, all corralled together with Mustangs and Broncos.  The name though remains but a shadow, unlikely to reappear anytime soon, “soon” in this case being a euphemism for “ever”.  The Pinto was a firebrand of sorts, at least by reputation if not enormously borne out by actual numerical facts, but I’ll gloss over that here, after all this one made it through somehow.

1976 Ford Pinto Runabout

That’s as disassembled (eviscerated?) an engine bay as I’ve ever seen, with only a few bobs and bits remaining. No, this isn’t how a Pinto is left by junkyard shoppers, it was still fresh.  (A RAV4 though, that’s a different story!  There’s usually nothing left to crush within about a week).  Normally there’d be an inline 4 or a V6 in there.  Maybe the plan called for shoehorning a V8 in, who knows.  Watch out for the fan!

1976 Ford Pinto Runabout

There’s the buck tag, affixed near the passenger headlight location.  Perfectly legible but I could not find a decipher key for it online.  The Pinto just doesn’t have the following apparently, searching for some info like this can drive one to drink.  To drink gin, as the tag seems to emphasize.

1976 Ford Pinto Runabout

We can tell it’s the popular “Runabout” version of the Pinto due to the three holes for the badge on the C-pillar.  The sanding couldn’t have been too long ago, exposed metal tends to get at least a thin layer of surface rust around here with the higher humidity in the summer and afternoon thunderstorms.

1976 Ford Pinto Runabout

I do prefer the hatchback style to the earlier sedan with a trunk style though, although my favorites may be the last of the line with the optional frameless glass tailgate, offered starting in 1977 whereas the hatch itself debuted for 1973.  Lots of the bits and pieces needed to reassemble this car are inside it.  Along with some sidesteps from a pickup truck.  Scrap metal pays out the same, no matter what vehicle it’s from.

1976 Ford Pinto Runabout

The engine currently resides where the driver’s seat used to be, if that is in fact the engine this car came with it would be the 2.3liter inline-4 that with some revisions also served as the basis for the later turbocharged engines of the Thunderbird, Mustang SVO and Merkur XR4Ti, heady company to be sure, along with serving faithfully (I hope) for millions of other cars.  Introduced in 1974 it would be built until 1997 or so.

1976 Ford Pinto Runabout

Here’s a perhaps better angle, the blue valve cover seals the deal for me.  Although not having ever owned a 2.3l Ford (that I can recall anyway) I couldn’t tell for sure if this is the one that came with this car, but if it is, 1976 marks the year of Pinto wherein it was rated at its highest power levels, 92hp and 121lb-ft of torque.  Only the optional V6 was more powerful, but also heavier.

Ford certainly touted the power compared to what it felt were its main competitors (Chevette, B-210, and Corolla) that year in various ads.  Or at least the competitors over which it had an advantage.  Ford did take great pains to mention it was better even in spite of its “road-hugging weight”, I guess it was a plump little pony for the day even at 2,450 pounds.

1976 Ford Pinto Runabout

And look at that, a 6×9!  Nobody leaves their 6x9s behind like this.  What is the world coming to.  This speaker should be cranking out some crackly beats right now, not being ogled (and judged) across the globe by you all.

1976 Ford Pinto Runabout

Not rust, just glue residue.  I can imagine thinking about having to sand that off while laying below it and rethinking things as well.

1976 Ford Pinto Runabout

I guess the hatchback was still called the sedan inside of Ford.  The tire size and inflation pressure guide recommends that you consult your owner’s manual in the event of sustained high speed or trailer towing.

1976 Ford Pinto Runabout

I’d sure love to, but the owner’s manual does not appear to be where the glovebox used to be.  There is remarkably little metal between the occupants and the elements, I’ll note here.  It looks quite flimsy.

1976 Ford Pinto Runabout

Maybe it’s under the hatch, which does in fact show some signs of rust on it.  The chrome looks nice and shiny though!

1976 Ford Pinto Runabout

So do the doors, but that’s all surface stuff, mostly.  The grinding wheel will sort that out, the body structure is what matters.  I can’t even fathom removing virtually every fastener and thing attached to the inside and outside of this car…I will grant that it is easier to take it apart than put it back together.

1976 Ford Pinto Runabout

This Pinto has about six weeks left in this northern Colorado corral, then it’s off to the glue factory in the back of the picture here.  Even though it’s Resting In Piece(s), it’s still one of the better condition Pintos that I’ve seen in some time…Giddy-Up!