The Mid Seventies, In Scale: Cars From 1973–76

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We don’t all like the term Malaise Era, which in today’s case will cover the 1973 and 1976 model years. But before I heard that term, I always used to think of the next five-ten years as the Brougham Era. Arguably that sounds more positive, and takes the accent off the cars’ deficiencies: extreme weight, drivability, fuel economy, and (depending on the brand) good old build quality. Think instead of the comfiness inside your transportation module, isolating you from that bad old world outside, encapsulating you in a haven of velour, leather and carpet, decorated by only the finest of plastiwood and plastichrome.

What’s that? I’ve swapped malaise for nausea? There’s no pleasing some folks!

But seriously, I won’t go into the cars’ deficiencies (which we all know). No sense going over old ground, and potentially stirring up bad feelings. Heaven knows, there’s enough of that in the world. Some people love these cars. So, I’ll just comment on a few things pertinent to the cars (or the models) as we look at them.

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1974 Charger

I think of these as the last Chargers. They went from being a sharp stylish performance flagship to – this. I tried. The next year’s Charger was unmistakably a Personal Luxury coupe; this one was halfway there. Styling had been ‘normalised’ about as far as the shell allowed, and the SE had all the good Brougham stuff slathered on inside and out, but some of it sat rather awkwardly on this bodyshell. Help was on the way – unless you were a performance fan.

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1974 Barracuda

The ponycar that aimed to beat all comers in the Muscle Car era was facing a different era now. Buyers’ priorities had changed: what could Plymouth do? Changes were minimal, which hinted at lack of a future for the Barracuda. This is an MPC annual kit built (for a change) as the drag version, mainly because I liked those decals. Makes a change from ‘71’s ‘billboards’.

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1974 Matador

And then there was AMC. Were they unaffected by the woes of the world around them, or were they totally misreading trends, out of step with a changing world? Judging by sales, it was the latter. Like it or not, the formal look was in, and AMC’s swoopy huge coupe looked way out of line. Lack of buyers told them so. Very imposing beasts when you see them in the metal, especially in X form.

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1974 Ford Pinto

Ford’s attempt at a small car got huge crash bumpers, which must have done horrible things to a small light car, adding so much weight to the ends where it affects manoeuvrability. I’ve removed them here. It always struck me as odd that Ford should choose a two-box sedan with the same profile as the hatch, rather than going for a more conventional look. We still had performance cars Down Under, hence the black paint and stripes. I tidied this up a few months ago; it now has 428 power. Legal for a model.

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1974 Plymouth Satellite

A lovely-looking design for ’71, it was looking a bit awkward for ’74. Sure, the loop bumper had to go, but this new-for-’73 front looked rather strangely-contoured – I almost said contorted (that would work, too). It still had taillights in the bumper out back, but that revised quarter window shape (also ’73) gave a ‘formal’ looking C-pillar but also a massive blind spot. That’s something I don’t miss about seventies cars!

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1975 Oldsmobile Cutlass

Here’s a ’75 Cutlass from Johan. Very simple to put together, basically an unassembled dealer promotional car. Considering GM was about to downsize their big cars, it always surprised me that they made these ‘intermediates’ so large in the first place, even though they were originally slated for a ’72 introduction. Did they really feel the previous bodies weren’t big enough? Really?

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1975 Gremlin

Ah, the Gremlin. Was it a stroke of genius, borne out of desperation, or what? But it’s the sort of thing you’d expect from a company that brought back the ’54 Rambler for ’58 – taking daring chances, making use of what you had. I rather liked the look, but not the big thirsty six up front – though I guess with US gas prices that didn’t matter so much. Oh, that’s right: gas crisis….

Another AMT annual, updated from year to year and re-released about ten years ago.

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1975 Mustang II

Ford had downsized the Mustang ahead of the crisis. We’ve deconstructed and reconstructed the Mustang II here previously, but it was a hit with the public.  This is an AMT annual kit, updated each year, and re-released as a ’78 about ten years back. We’ll see that in a future instalment. MPC also did one, which I feel was the better of the two. My cousin had that one.

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1975 Corvette

The Corvette had the advantage of being a sports car, designed like a supercar, looking unlike anything else save an exotic. As such, change mightn’t have been necessary except for government regulations, but as this shape had been around since 1968 some freshening was in order. Fortunately it didn’t get broughamed.

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1976 Eldorado

This might not have been the last of its shape, but I couldn’t pass up adding a big Eldo to the story. This Johan kit has an amazingly-detailed front end and chassis, really showcasing the FWD setup.

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1976 Camaro

This is an AMT kit I bought and built back in ’76. It was a bit rough and simple, and suffered a lack of QC, one front fender being mal-formed. Art imitates life? As a development of the popular 1971 kit, the tooling was probably getting worn out. Definitely not as sharp as it was; still, it reflected the latest changes.

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1976 Caprice

Not that I’m a great fan of these cars, but I had to get this because it represents the end of an era. It’s amazing now to look back on these cars and think of the added bulk, the size, the weight that simply wasn’t needful for carrying six people in comfort – yet which, for some reason, some of us had come to accept it as normal.

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1976 Chevy Nova

Chevy rebodied the Nova. It really had been looking a bit past it; the 1973 update hadn’t done it many favours. The platform carried over largely unchanged, meaning the dash-to-axle proportion was longer than ideal for a modern sedan. The new style body made the sedan’s passenger compartment look cramped; that wasn’t such a problem with this hatchback.

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1976 Dodge Dart Sport

Duster by another name, this car was hanging on with few changes since its debut as the Demon in ‘71. Just a more formal-looking front end and reshaped taillights; everything else was government-inspired. An MPC kit re-released several times over the years,

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1976 Gran Torino.

This is a recent Revell kit of the Starsky and Hutch car, turned into a regular Gran Torino. Well, with a few changes. The opera windows were a pain to install, and I had some work to get the rear ride height down, then fiddle the front height to suit. Revell made a stock Gran Torino kit after I built this (that’s always the way!), but it doesn’t have the opera windows – must have been too much work for Revell’s tool engineers; I can’t blame them…

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1976 Gremlin

Another Gremlin? Yes, this one has the new front for ’76 along with restyled stripes. Also, as this one was re-released about 15 years ago it gave me the chance to build a better one.

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1976 Matador

AND another Matador? Afraid so. Not a reissue (they wouldn’t surely…?), I picked this up about twenty years back, and built it for an online competition. No prizes, but there was some good-natured ribbing at my choice of subject matter. That was the whole point.

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1976 Pacer

AND a Pacer? Yep. Strange to say, I love the design of these cars. Design, I said, not anything else.  Certainly not engineering.

Okay, that’s enough for today. We’ll carry on through the Great Brougham Era some other time.