The Late Seventies, In Scale: Cars From 1977-1980

80Nova6

Today we take a deeper dive into that era when… well, if I say that one, I won’t have to call it names. Which some might object to. ‘Every car has a story”, goes the saying.

In any case, what we’ll be doing is a brief tour of the late seventies, when car excitement was harder to come by. What began as a child in the ’50s as a thrill of new cars had settled into something far more familiar—aging designs, subtle changes, and a sense that even the “new” ones weren’t all that exciting anymore. But, regardless, a distinctive car era. Let’s take a look.

Pickings get rather slim as we go on through theser years. I look over the list of cars I have out for this instalment, and so many of them are so old, being based on cars dating back to the early years of this decade, and in some cases nearly indistinguishable from the previous year’s model… not exactly boring, but uninspiring.

77 Monaco 5

Starting with the Dodge Monaco. Was this unchanged from ‘76? Was there perhaps a slight grille texture revision? A change to the taillight lenses? Upholstery pattern? To be honest, I’d have to do some research to check, and I suspect I wouldn’t be the only one of us. Exceptions would be those whose user names start with the letters “Mopar-“. The basic body dated back to 1971. Consider what cars looked like back then: six years was an eternity in the seventies. The coupes were rebodied in 1975 but the sedan just hung around like an afterthought. A sedan in the style of the coupe could have stolen a march on GM’s downsized biggies. But, in the usual Mopar problem, no money. While an old Mopar intermediate was much the same size as the new big Chevy, it looked old. In a tired way, not a classic way.

77Interscout

Okay, I wouldn’t expect a smallish SUV from a truck manufacturer to change every year, and they did at least change the grille from time to time. Oh, and the stripe pattern. Very important, that stripe pattern, in the seventies. Ertl had long made farm toys, then added models of International trucks, trailers, tractors and even a few implements, and soon added the Scout to the mix. The kit appeared in several varieties over the years. This one’s a reissue, dating back around fifteen years. (I’d like to be more precise, but the database at scalemates.com hasn’t got on with my server for the past two months.)

77MonteG1

I can’t work up a lot of enthusiasm for these. It’s like the boys in the studio were told to out-Excalibur Excalibur, or something. “Make something so outrageous the retro-classic pastiche builders can’t possibly go any further with it.” And you know what? I don’t think there was a ‘replicar’ based on this Monte. But c’mon you guys, this thing’s been around since 1973! But H. Economicus pointed to the sales figures, so the factories cranked it out yet again. Just over 411,000 of the things for ’77 (alert: sales record). Um – you guys sure you want to replace it next year?

77MustangIIOrg 2

Since 1974. It had seemed a long, long time since Ford turned the Mustang into more of a Celica-competitor. For those who just wanted their old Mustang back, they’re just going to have to wait a few more years. This might not exactly be a factory colour, but at least the build style is CC-spec. Yes, this was a reissue.

77Vette1

Ah Vette, what’ve they done to you? Answer: not much. Using the same body since 1968, plastic bumpers replaced chrome at both ends, with some rather dramatic reprofiling at the rear, all of which had been seen for the last two years anyway. I won’t say there’s no change but not much you’d see in a model. And, as I’ve found out over the years, often stuff that should be changed on the model – isn’t.

78Pacerred1

Why? Of all the things AMC could have done with their limited resources, why this ugly nose on the Pacer? What was it with AMC and ugly noses? Following the line across the top of the lights and grille is like a ride on a roller-coaster: up, across (headlight), down, up, way, way across (grille), down again, then swoop up for the other headlight. Then down again to the indicator. I reckon they guys who signed off on this needed remedial taste therapy. Is there such a thing?

78TA3

Well, yes, not altogether bad looking, but the basic curvy, heavy shape had been around rather a while. In my opinion, the years were being kinder to the Firebird than the Camaro – possibly because Pontiac’s designers weren’t afraid to be more radical. To be fully accurate, the grille should be larger, and the nose lower. But it’s an old Monogram kit – yep, them again!

78Vette3

The big change from the ’77 we saw earlier was the fastback rear window, which was new for 1978. Although not a hatchback (which would have seemed natural), it provided more room in the interior as well as a new look. This one’s a Monogram pace car model without the side stickers.

79 Mustang O 3

Ah, that’s better! All change for the Mustang. Out with the heavy, lumpy, frumpy shape and in with smooth surfaces and straight lines. It looks lighter, leaner, cleaner; the kind of shape that can pull off both Performance and Luxury – without looking ridiculous in either guise. Rather like the very first Mustang in that regard. Yet another Monogram kit.

79Camaro5

Oh dear. It wouldn’t look so bad if Ford hadn’t just debuted that new-shape Mustang. In fact, it was probably the best facelift of this body yet. It wore the body-coloured bumper look quite well, but alongside the Mustang (or the Firebird?) it really showed its age.

79Volare2

What can I say? This MPC kit was an annual, and has never been reissued. Not surprising, from what I’ve read of the car. (But then, Monogram reissued the Chevy Citation!)

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I find it weird that France, Germany, Italy, home of so many small sports coupes, saw no need of this – despite the Dodge Omni/Plymouth Horizon being based on the European Simca/Chrysler/Talbot Horizon. Okay, it is rather awkward looking from some angles; this MPC kit was revised every year until Dodge discontinued the real thing.

80Monte5

Better-looking than the ’77. This one carried over the fenderside look in a less exaggerated form, looking less dated into the bargain. And usefully less bloated. Another annual kit from MPC.

80Nova1

A new, smoother and more modern front end on the ’77 body. A small step, but big changes were coming…

80TA1

Another new front end from Pontiac, but the discrepancy between the curvy bod and the angular schnoz was becoming quite pronounced. Must have been a hard year for GM fans; so many product lines would be renewed in the next few years, which left so many just hanging on, waiting.