1973 Plymouth Gran Fury Hardtop: Bluesmobile Spotted (Sort Of), Plus Bonus Curbside Classics

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I like to call the town of Boonton, New Jersey “Old Car City” because there seem to be more old cars here than other places I know of.  It is also the home of Kanter Auto Products, Nostalgia Motors, plus numerous auto repair shops, gas stations, and gritty brick factory buildings from the 19th century.  Things tend not to change much in this old industrial town–Victorian houses line its hilly streets, with big garages and long driveways stretching back–perfect places for old cars to hide, often away from public view.

The other day I spotted this 1973 Plymouth Fury, which kind of reminded me of One Adam 12 responding to a call.

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It always seemed kind of absurd to me that these low-priced, full-sized cars from the 1970s should be so huge.  This 1973 Fury is 223.4 inches long–or 1.6 inches shorter than a 1959 Cadillac!  A 1959 full-sized Plymouth measures a relatively taut 210 inches in length, which is actually 6 inches shorter than the 1973 Plymouth Satellite, a car one step down in size from the Fury.  The “bigger is better” mentality apparently still dominated the thinking of Detroit (and its customers), even after the “compact car craze” of the early 1960s.

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Bob’s Country Bunker, where they play both kinds of music–Country and Western!

It turns out that this is not an Adam 12 police vehicle, but a Blues Brothers tribute.  Now as all of you hipsters know, the Bluesmobile was a 1974 Dodge Monaco.  But since 1974 Dodges are rather hard to find now, you have to make do with what you can obtain–if your dream is vicariously becoming Jake and Elwood bombing around in the Bluesmobile.

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I will also state that this is almost certainly not an original police vehicle, but a regular civilian Gran Fury that has been tricked-out to resemble a police cruiser.

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Seat comparison:  Back seat appears to be original;  front seat with plain vinyl upholstery looks like a replacement.  Note police radio handset:  “The use of unnecessary violence in the apprehension of the Blues Brothers…has been approved.”

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Blues Brothers sunglasses on the dashboard…

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Blues Brothers hats on the rear package shelf.

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“It’s 106 miles to Chicago, we have a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it’s dark, and we’re wearing sunglasses.”   “HIT IT!”

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Indeed, the original Blues Brothers movie, made almost half a century ago, still resonates strongly with many people.  When I first saw it, I thought it was one of the best and funniest movies I’d ever seen.  However, if I were to find a solid 1973 Plymouth Gran Fury survivor, I would feel extremely reluctant to try to change it into something it’s not.  Unless I was on a mission from God.

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Wouldn’t you know it, just as I finished photographing the Plymouth, a flatbed truck pulls up carrying a 1939 Packard sedan in a lovely shade of green.

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Well, this is Old Car City, and there are a lot of unexpected surprises… like this very mint-looking ’57 Chevy Bel Air 2-door hardtop.  This car is significant to me because back in the mid-1980s when I first started driving, I would always see a black ’57 like this parked at the Whippanong Library in Hanover Township.  Someone was using it as a daily driver, and boy did it stand out–sparkling and glistening in the sun.  At one point there was a FOR SALE sign on it, and I really wanted to trade my worn ’62 Comet for this baby.  But using this gem of a Chevy as a DD, especially in the winter salt, didn’t seem like a good idea.  My Comet was already rusty so it didn’t matter.  Could this possibly be the same black ’57 Chevy I remember from way back then?

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I walk across the street and find these two oldies.  A Cadillac convertible of this vintage you might see at a car show, but that late ’70s Oldsmobile wagon–virtually extinct.  It’s the kind of car which I would commonly see decades ago, but then they all disappeared and I forgot about them.  Then I see this and I say, “Oh, yeah–I remember those!”

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Same with this Dodge Dart.  These used to be everywhere.  Back when I was in college, a lot of students drove them, and they were considered low-cost beater used cars.  They all rusted in the same place.

I didn’t lift the car cover to see what’s under it.  I’m a coward–I don’t want to get in trouble.

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OK, this is sad.  I remember several years ago this cute Metropolitan looked to be in excellent shape.  But since then it’s been left out in the elements to rot, never moving.  I wonder what happened.

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Walking back to my car.  Yes, I’m contributing to the old car atmosphere by driving my ’59 Chevy around town.  To this day, it amazes me that such a radical design was created and produced by a mainstream, volume manufacturer (Chevrolet), purchased by 1.4 million people, and seen everywhere.  As a very young child, I was mesmerized by this design, and it kind of launched my whole fascination with old cars, especially cars of this era.

Incidentally, when the all-new ’59 Chevrolet was introduced, some people criticized it for being “too big”.  Well, at 211 inches long, this “gull-wing” ’59 Chevy is a foot shorter than our featured Plymouth!  Hard to believe.

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My Chevy with the Packard in the background.  A ’39 and a ’59–what a difference in car design within twenty years.

From a grand historical perspective, I consider it to be a rather unique human experience for me to walk around my town and see and photograph these various wheeled relics from the 20th century.  In another hundred years, (a mere sliver of cosmic time) doing such a thing will probably be impossible.  We know all these cars quite well, and we have our emotional attachments to them.  Future generations will have no clue.  Of course, we have no clue what they’ll be riding around in!

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One last look at our ersatz-Bluesmobile.  That gas station sign looks pretty old–note the archaic spelling, GASOLENE.  “Auto repairs–Foreign ♦ Domestic”.  Back when there was a real distinction between the two.  Yes, all these once-familiar things are starting to seem very old now.  But that’s the thing–time never stops moving!

 

Further CC reading:

Curbside Classic:  1973 Plymouth Fury III Sedan–Fuselage Friday by Brendan Saur

Curbside Classic:  1973 Plymouth Fury III–An Ode to an Avocado Fury by Jason Shafer

1975 Dodge Monaco CHP Police Pursuit Cars:  True Bluesmobiles (Two of ’em) by Stephen Pellegrino