QOTD: What Were the Ugliest 5 Mile Bumpers?

We may have asked something similar some years ago, but since we have bumpers on the brain today, how about your nominations for the ugliest 5 mile bumpers? Here’s mine, but don’t let that stop you; I’m sure there’s some good competition out there.

Well, having shown you the back, I just have to show you the front.

Obviously, Commuta-car was a bit handicapped with the funds available as well as the existing structural challenges. But that doesn’t apply to some of the other abominations that appeared in 1973 and 1974.