My Next Two Moparbishis: 1980 Plymouth Champ (Colt) and 1981 Deluxe Champ

Brochure image of a silver 1980 Plymouth Champ with the Custom Hatchback package

The late 1970s: gas prices increasing, Iranian hostages, inflation, variable rate home loans, stagflation, GM raising prices every quarter, Chrysler going to Congress begging for a bailout. I decided it was time for something smaller and more economical than my Mercury Zephyr ES: a 1980 Plymouth Champ.

The years 1979 and 1980 aren’t necessarily remembered fondly in the popular culture of the USA. It was the “malaise” era. You either hated disco or loved it. But life goes on. I got my parents settled in a better house, but I was living with them. I tried to do something other than printing for a career — working in a computer room with mainframe computers. I found a part time job at a weekly newspaper — the joy of deadlines and working best under pressure.

The newspaper chain I was working for bought out a competitor and suddenly, working on the paper wasn’t “fun” anymore. Thought about going back to school and taking computer programming. The choices were the University of Akron or Kent State University. But then I heard there was an opening for a typesetter back in Columbus; I actually had my choice between two jobs there. And decided to re-enroll at The Ohio State University, because I was, by their records, a junior undergraduate so picked up where I had left off. Settled on taking “bidness” courses — accounting, marketing, finance, operations management.

In another year, I decided to go for the M(aster) of B(rutal) A(mbition) degree — probably so that I could prove that I could do it, more than anything else. Finance is how 2+2=5, marketing is making wants a need, (and logistics) and accounting is making sure the beans are categorized properly and pennies become dollars.

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In 1978, the Ford Motor Company had celebrated its 75th Anniversary with a televised gala and Henry Ford II famously fired Lee Iaoccoa. Chrysler went to Congress for federal loan guarantees in 1979. Seemed to be no drama at General Motors, which was how they liked it —their most famous former executive, John DeLorean, was trying to build cars in Northern Ireland. But there was not a small car made by the Big 3 that I wanted except for the Chrysler captive imports.

I thought I wanted a Honda Civic, and actually put a deposit on one in the winter of 1980, with delivery scheduled for six months out. Iold the Mercury Zephyr to a local Ford dealer and was going to drive my brother’s VW camper for a while. But….

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The 1980 Colt/Champ was roomy inside, with excellent space utilization, and my previous Moparbishi had been OK. I found a brownish tan “stripper” model for sale — it was front wheel drive when Toyota had not yet gotten on the FWD bandwagon. The only clue I have as to what I paid for it is my 1979 tax return: Listed as a deduction is a vehicle sales tax of $199.58 which, at a 6% tax rate, is a net price of $3326, which seems reasonable; I don’t remember how much money I put down. I only had to pay $200-300 over invoice, and it was available TODAY, which you couldn’t say about Hondas or Toyotas (Datsuns were too strange-looking, except for the Zs).

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This 1980 Champ comes from an earlier CC post; mine didn’t have fancy wheels or the roof rack, and I didn’t have these seat covers:

1980 Champ Interior
Photo, Paul Niedermeyer.

It was fun to drive, allegedly got the best gas mileage of any automobile sold in the USA that year — 37 MPG, according to the EPA dynamometer. Real world MPG was good, but not quite that good.

1981 Plymouth Ad
This is a 1981 ad, the K-cars were introduced for that model year.

This car didn’t get many highway miles, but my dad and I drove it to Minnesota in April of 1980. In 1980, in the Land of 10,000 Lakes, you would see automobiles parked on the ice. In nearby taverns, the tavern patrons had a betting pool, the jackpot winner was the person who guessed the date when the car would break through the ice.

Consumer Reports didn’t like Mitsubishis very much, but the car magazines did. Mitsubishi engines had a lot of low-end torque, while my work associate said that his late ’70s Chevrolet Malibu could barely get up an area hill — never a problem for any of my Japanese cars, just down shift and enjoy the engine noise — as you pass the under-powered American cars. My fellow CC contributor has a great review HERE.

Almost got a reckless operation ticket with this Champ; it was very driveable on the hilly roads of Northeast Ohio. The constabulary gave me a ticket for about 20 miles over the speed limit.

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I drove the stripper model for about a year and then decided to “upgrade” — I was making better money. I got an 1981 Champ, which was identical to the 1981 Dodge Colt RS except the Champ was more brougham-like and the Colt was more “speed racer.” That year, I paid $361.13 in vehicle tax, which implies a price of $6018.

I bought an aftermarket stereo and installed it myself, on the city street in a gentrifying neighborhood. Lesson learned. They didn’t steal my “off-road” halogen headlights.

1981 champ dashboard

One night, on Neil Avenue, south of Ohio State main campus, I was at the light with someone who had the Colt RS, different paint jobs, but mechanically the same. We “motored” to see who would get to merge first as the street went from 4 lanes to 2 lanes, and I won.

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In the Great Smoky Mountains March 1981

I took this car, with my then girlfriend, to visit my brother who had just moved into a new house in NE Atlanta during spring break 1981. And drove this car back and forth to Akron, especially after February 1982, as I was getting serious with the next girlfriend. When we couldn’t see each other, I called her via Sprint long distance. November 20, 1982 –for a change– instead of being rammed from the rear, I rammed someone from the rear as their driveshaft had fallen off in the middle lane of SR 315. The OSU University Hospital ER that day was a zoo — Ohio State won the Michigan game that afternoon.

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Yes, I bent the steering wheel. I had nose bleeds for a week and my ribs are still cracked. I was wearing a seat belt, but there was a lot of play before it stopped me. This car was totaled; you’ll note my homemade windshield graphics misspelled Mitsubishi.

Next installment, car shopping in December 1982 — choices galore as front wheel drive was starting to be mainstream.

 

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Colt Chronicles Part 5: 1979-1983 Dodge Colt and Plymouth Champ/Colt (Mitsubishi Mirage) – New Construction