Curbside Classic: 2005 Ford Five Hundred – Full-Fledged Full-Size Flop

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Struggling through the ‘00s, Ford launched a new, modern big sedan with lots of space and a name that was supposed to hearken back to the ‘60s. Unfortunately, bland styling and an inadequate powertrain quickly led the 2005–2007 Ford Five Hundred to be filed under “F” for “Forgotten.”

In the mid-2000s, Ford was hurting.  Years of aggressive cost-cutting plus a multitude of automotive and non-automotive acquisitions by CEO Jac Nasser had severely weakened the brand.  Furthermore, the company was a mess in a mid-seventies Chrysler sort of way.  The launches of the Focus and Escape were plagued by poor build quality and recalls.  The new Thunderbird generated about ten minutes of excitement.  The Taurus, which was Ford’s bread and butter in what was once the hottest segment of the market, was now just rental-car fodder after its poorly received 1996 redesign and underwhelming 2000 update.  Among many things, Ford desperately needed a new mass-market product to generate sales as well as help rejuvenate the car-side of the brand.  Instead, they introduced the Five Hundred.

So why was the name of the car, evidently meant to evoke memories of the Fairlane and Galaxie 500s of yore, not “500” you ask?  It’s because along with this car came a new decree that all Ford cars and car-based vehicles except the Mustang, Thunderbird and Crown Victoria henceforth have names that start with “F”, harkening back to the early ‘60s when the lineup consisted of the Falcon, Fairlane and the full-size Fords (the Thunderbird was an exception then, too).  Hence, joining the Focus and upcoming Fusion were the Five Hundred and its crossover Freestyle companion.  The Windstar was renamed Freestar, and legend has it that any executive who referred to the minivan as “Windstar” was charged $1.  The successful van and truck-based SUV lines would retain their “E” names (Econoline, Explorer, Expedition & Excursion).  By all rights, the Escape should have been renamed Farscape under this convention, but whatever.

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Designed by George Bucher under the direction of J Mays, the designer Ford lured away from Volkswagen in 1997 after a string of hits that included the Audi A4 and A6 as well as the Volkswagen B5 Passat and New Beetle, the Five Hundred was supposed to launch a new exciting era of Ford cars.  Besides, with the guy who designed these awesome Volkswagens and Audis overseeing the Five Hundred, how could it lose?  Yet, somehow, something got lost in translation.  One reviewer noted that the Five Hundred looked like a Passat with all the life sucked out of it.  Car & Driver’s Patrick Bedard couldn’t stop yawning through the review.  Frankly, after the retro 2002 Thunderbird, it was beginning to look like Mr. Mays could only design retro cars and cars that looked like the B5 Passat.

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However, the Five Hundred was not a bad car.  Despite the star designer behind the curtain, the Five Hundred was an exercise in function over form.  Starting with the D3 platform, which was a variation of the P2 platform that underpinned Ford-owned Volvo’s S80, Ford sought to create a sedan that would appeal to SUV buyers who really wanted a sedan but didn’t want to give up the spaciousness or high seating position.

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One of the main features of the Five Hundred was its 61.5 inches of height, more than five inches taller than the Taurus (which was kept in production to be literal, instead of figurative, rental-car fodder).  This allowed what Ford called command seating, and drivers did sit much higher than in most other sedans.  Behind the driver was a 60/40 folding rear seat that was set even higher with a massive 40.9 inches of legroom, two more inches than in the Taurus and, surprisingly, over an inch more than the Crown Victoria.  Furthermore, behind the rear seat was a cavernous 21 cubic-foot trunk, far larger than the Taurus and slightly larger than the Crown Victoria.  Another trick up its sleeve that was used to woo SUV lovers was all-wheel drive, also leveraged from Volvo.

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With 128.1 cubic feet of interior volume, the Five Hundred was classified as a large car by the EPA, whereas the Taurus it was effectively replacing was classified as mid-size.  Besides its volume, the interior, especially in Limited spec with the beige interior, was more attractive than the dull exterior would suggest.  Handsome black-on-white analog gauges faced the driver behind the thick four-spoke steering wheel.  The radio sat high on the center stack just below an upscale analog clock.  Also, unlike the Taurus and Crown Vic, there was no column-mounted shifter.  All Five Hundreds had a nice nickel-plated console shifter.  The Limited also had wood-applique that looked like it was lifted from a Jaguar (and probably was, since it was also owned by Ford).

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For those keeping score, the Five Hundred won the packaging round and lost the styling round.  It might have been able to pull an overall win in the power department had Ford also used the S80’s twin-turbo inline-6, at least as an optional engine to generate some positive press.  However, the only engine available in this car as well as the crossover Freestyle was the normally-aspirated 3.0-liter DOHC Duratec V6 first seen in the ’96 Taurus.  Now with 203 horsepower – 3 more than the original version – it was a whole lot less fun in the heavier Five Hundred.  To make matters worse, selecting the even heavier AWD model saddled the driver with a continuously-variable transmission instead of the six-speed automatic found in the front-wheel drive version.  Unlike the CVTs of today that program in faux shifts to simulate a traditional automatic, this was an old-school CVT, where flooring the accelerator caused the revs to peak and just stay there until the desired speed is reached.  Americans have rejected this setup in droves.  Like other CVT/V6 combos, it was also known to be unreliable.

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Many people who did take the plunge really liked the car, and if you’re not turned off by the looks or care about the lack of power, it’s easy to see why.  I came across this FWD SEL, which clearly is someone’s daily driver, in my parking garage still chugging along after 20 or so years.   I’m not entirely sure of the year, but since sales dropped considerably from “below expectations” in 2005 to mediocre in 2006 to pathetic in 2007, I’m betting it’s a 2005 model.  Having started its life in the rust belt, then making its way to New England, I’m impressed it has as little rust as it does.  Of course, that’s only the rust we can see.

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One person who was definitely not impressed with the Five Hundred’s underwhelming sales or the “F” naming strategy was incoming CEO Alan Mulally*, whom Bill Ford lured away from Boeing after leading a successful turnaround there.  In reviewing Ford’s 2007 model lineup, he was shocked to find the Taurus missing.  The conversation went something like this:

Mulally: “Where’s the Taurus?”

Product Staff: “Well, we killed it.”

Mulally: “What do you mean you killed it?”

Product Staff: “Well, we made a couple that looked like bars of soap. They didn’t sell very well, so we stopped it.”

Mulally: “You stopped the Taurus? How many billions of dollars did it cost to build brand loyalty around that name?”

Product Staff: “Well, we thought it was so damaged that we named the replacement the Five Hundred.”

Mulally: “Well, you’ve got until tomorrow to find a vehicle to put the Taurus name on because that’s why I’m here. Then you have two years to put it on a car worthy of the name.”

And that’s exactly what they did.  For 2008, the Duratec was ditched in favor of the new 260-horsepower, 3.5-liter V6, six-speed automatics were offered across the board, some styling tweaks were performed, and the Five Hundred was renamed the Taurus.  In addition, the Freestyle was renamed the Taurus X, and the little-seen Mercury Montego (Mercury had an “M” thing to match Ford’s “F” thing) became the Sable.  Two years later, in 2010, the Taurus was completely restyled into a lower, longer and wider sedan that also heralded the return of the SHO with Ford’s twin-turbo EcoBoost V6.

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2008 Ford Taurus. Just forget the whole “Five Hundred” fiasco.

While more power and renaming did help sales prior to the 2010 restyle, they were still well below what Ford had originally intended for the Five Hundred.  The overarching lesson here, I believe, is that SUV buyers want SUVs and are not likely to be lured into a sedan.  Sedan buyers don’t want to sit high up like they’re in an SUV.  Toyota is currently learning the same lesson with the Crown sedan.

It just goes to show that foisting fundamentally flawed four-wheelers on folks will fail despite fancy, foolish framing.

 

*To Alan’s credit, he drove a Five Hundred instead of a Jaguar, Volvo or Land Rover like other Ford execs.

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