1996 Ferrari F50 – The Big Five-O

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Fifty. Talk about a milestone. It’s not one of those that you can just whistle by, like turning thirty. I’m three years away from the Big Five-O myself, and it definitely feels daunting. How precipitous will the other side of the hill be? Will it be more of an Indian summer or an early winter storm? How many terrible similes about aging will I be able to dredge up to ruin everyone’s mood? There is another way to confront it: do what Ferrari did and bring the big day forward by a couple years.

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The F50 was supposed to coincide with Ferrari’s 50th birthday, just like the marque’s 40th had been celebrated by the F40 back in 1987. But perhaps because the F40 had been such a successful halo car, the men from Maranello worked on its replacement very diligently – a little too much so, in fact, to meet the deadline. The F50 was basically ready by 1993, a full four years prior to Ferrari turning fifty.

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Ferrari slowed the project down a bit, but there was no way they could hold off on the car for that long. Everybody knew about it, and billionaires are not patient people. They wanted their red hypercar ASAP, no matter what the calendar said. So the car was officially made available for sale at the Geneva Motor Show in March 1995.

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As might be expected, the F50 was a showcase of Ferrari’s engineering prowess. Most of the car was derived from Formula One technology, whether we’re talking about the extensive use of Kevlar and carbon fiber (including the monocoque itself), the double-wishbone suspension or the 520hp V12 pretty much literally sat just behind the driver. That motor, mated to a six-speed manual, was the same block as used in Ferrari’s F1 racers of the early ‘90s, though bored up from the regulation-sized 3.5 litres to 4698cc. This propelled the F50 to over 200mph / 320kph – a respectable figure, if not an Earth-shattering one.

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But pure performance was not the entire story here. The F50 was a targa top – our feature car has the hardtop fitted, but it was designed to be driven without it, F1-style. The Pininfarina body was not as slippery as could be, either – the F40 was a little quicker than its successor. As were the F50’s two main rivals in the rarefied air of the mid-‘90s hypercars: both the Bugatti EB110 and the McLaren F1 were more powerful (by about 100hp) and faster, as were the Lamborghini Diablo SE30 Jota and the recently departed Jaguar XJ220.

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Not that these things really mattered much, in the final analysis. Anybody who could afford toys like these (the F50 retailed at over $500k in 1995, which would be worth about twice that amount today) would have picked the car of their choice according to a number of variables. The Bugatti’s quad-turbo engine and AWD drivetrain, the McLaren’s prodigious speed and quirky three-seat layout, the Lambo’s outrageous wedge design, the F50’s swoopy lines and racing pedigree – they all had something to brag about.

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What the F50 didn’t provide much, for a car of its class, was creature comforts for its wealthy occupants. Two dials (plus a digital display) in the instrument cluster, three stalks on the column, three buttons on the left of the dash and a knob or two scattered elsewhere and a bit of leather trim, but that’s it. There must be HVAC controls somewhere, but I’m not sure where they would be. No radio – surely the dulcet tones of the V12 ought to provide adequate aural accompaniment? – no power windows, because that’s what weight-saving looks like, and certainly no airbags because Alain Prost and Ayrton Senna didn’t get those either.

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The problem with the F50 was that it was a bit too uncompromising for its own good. Directly bolting the V12 to the frame and attaching the rear suspension to the transmission makes sense in a Formula One racer, but it allegedly makes a road car a bit hard to live with, especially if there are absolutely zero frills besides.

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But it’s a super-expensive Ferrari, so of course they had no problems selling the 349 units they had decided to manufacture. When the last car left the factory, it was 1997 already. Just in time for the firm’s official 50th anniversary. Subsequent Ferrari hypercars would be a little less extreme, probably because of customer feedback from the F50. Not a few of them were probably also entering their sixth decade in this world, and us old folks do like a minimum of pampering. The other side of the hill need not be a bumpy ride.