CC Outtake: Your Scion Is Not Designed For Offroading

While heading out for a hike last Sunday, I noticed this TC, in a rather adventurous attitude, on the side of NW Expressway. On our way back late that afternoon I noticed it was still there, obviously hung up on the pavement lip. Why wait for a tow truck? I have a cheaper solution.

Bring a few friends and have them “lift” the rear of the Scion a bit, just enough for the front wheels to pull it out. Or is there an easier way?