A friend and I were out garage sale-ing last weekend when we came upon this oddity. I mean, really?
Those front fenders flare out a good six inches or more. Ventilation? Evidently it’s a towing rig…
I’ve never seen an exhaust tip that small. Speaking of exhaust:
I really have considered this as an excuse for a traffic stop. That or a leg cramp. Anyone else?
I want to see the finished product.
And I want the franchise on replacing his wheel bearings…
The tires too narrow for the rims are a “nice” touch. Don’t see too many Subies hacked like that over here in the boonies. Our hacks tend to be non-runners, like the mid-30s pickup cab plopped on a ’54 stepside chassis and bed as a weird attempt at a hotrod. (I said “plopped”, not actually attached or anything…)
Looks like he’s trying to bosozoku it. He should really stop and buy something worth bosozokuising…!
Those rims are most commonly seen on late model low riders out here in the SW. In the low rider application the tire size would be just about right. Never seen them on a Justy, however!
Hey, at least he’s making some effort to have “fenders” on those tires. Can’t say the same about plenty of others with stick-out wheels. Pretty strange, though.
Did that rear end come off a trailer? My wierdcrapometer is pegging right now. That looks like something even a sailor wouldn’t want to be seen in and we drive most anything.
It’s so strange and yet so… wonderful. I cannot help but to love every square centimeter of this odd little thing.
That just about hits every negative note that exists.
Deep-dish wheels that’ll cook wheel bearings. Body and bumper missing critical parts.
And a tasteless bumper sticker redolent of preschool humor. Really…how is that funny? What kind of person likes discussing his bowel habits and body functions with strangers?
Don’t you feel really uneasy when someone out of the blue starts talking like that?
Give him a wide berth. Unless yer a cop; in which case, break out the ticket book