1,200 kms In An Untested 30-Year Old French Car? Meeting And Driving The Renault Twingo Home

1996 Renault Twingo on top of a mountain pass.

After purchasing a 1996 Renault Twingo sight unseen from Japan I had some angst about the condition it would arrive in. I had planned to drive it 1,200 kms or 745 miles through the mountains to get it home. It turns out I had reason to worry. What followed was a 1,200 km road trip home in a thirty year old untested French city car that was already making a poor first impression.

Mountain road of British Columbia from the passenger seat.

Before we could get to driving the Renault Twingo home we had to retrieve it. The pickup location was in Delta, in the port district of greater Vancouver, British Columbia. I had planned to fly in, pick it up, and drive home, but my wife suggested she come for support. She also had family out that way that we could visit at the same time. So, we made the drive out which was long but fairly smooth in her modern Volkswagen SUV. We had been given a pickup window of 11 a.m. to 3 p.m. which meant a 4:45am start (we had an overnight starting/stopping point 1/3 along the trip).

Map of the route.

We chose the slightly longer but more scenic Highway 3 route. Most of the journey is through the mountains with a little prairie at the beginning and an urban city at the destination.

Group of old cars.

We did see this group of classic cars cruising through the mountains. Good on them.

In the city now.

In the mountains no longer, we had entered the city. Now onto the dock area.

A storage yard full of JDM import cars.

We entered the yard close to 2 p.m., comfortably ahead of the deadline as I had no idea how long the pickup process would take. This was a Friday of a long weekend, so I really did not want to miss my window. A selection of JDM import treasures were on display. Zoom in and let me know your favorite in the comments? My wife certainly let me know what she would have preferred I had imported (spoiler alert – just about anything else).

More the imported cars in the yard.

As I understand it the cars get unloaded from the boat, clear customs and then are transported to this yard for customer pickup. Someone had even imported an Aston Martin.

A Japanese firetruck.

They also had a Japanese firetruck.

A first look at my car in the yard.

On to the main event as I got the first glimpse of the Renault. From a distance it looked reasonable. Yes, that is it being dwarfed by a Subaru Kei truck and a Honda Fit Mugen. It is definitely smaller in person. The interior was rather dirty, and the plastics in the rear were badly scratched. The driver’s seatbelt receiver was broken, and the radio was unresponsive to any button presses. Quite often the battery is dead from the journey across the ocean but fortunately it started right up and idled well. A benefit of a simple car, I guess. I made sure it was in neutral and let the clutch out. And it stalled. I tried again and got the same result. It was stuck in first gear. Oh no. I was able to shift through the gears with the clutch in, then move back to neutral before tentatively trying again. That did it, but not a great omen. I signed the paperwork and got the impression they would like me to move on as soon as possible, so I did not get to check out the other vehicles unfortunately.

First gas up. Car at gas station. Driving The Renault Twingo Home.

The fuel gauge read empty and the last display dot was flashing yellow. Adding fuel did not change the situation, so I could mark another item as non-functional. I could feel my wife rolling her eyes from across the parking lot. The poor paint is a little more visible from this direction. It appeared the car had been repainted and the clear coat, and some of the paint, was peeling off. The roof and passenger side were the worst spots. Oddly the bumpers were suffering as well.

One very rusty and toast wiper.

I had “in transit” only registration, which is meant to get you home from buying it and to a mechanic for an inspection. This means no license plates, but this bit of paper attached to the front windshield. I wondered if this would cause me any grief from local law enforcement. The front single wiper is one of the Twingo’s party tricks. The blade was in extremely poor shape with rusted metal and electrical tape covering it to protect the windshield. The car had all the markers of sitting neglected for several years. Not a good sign. Fortunately, I had bought exactly one spare part and that was front wiper blade. I quickly fitted that and pronounced it “better”. Somewhere I heard some eyes rolling even further back. My wife’s confidence in the plan did not appear to increase.

A traffic jam.

My wife requested to take in the sights at Granville Island (a market on a former industrial manufacturing site now populated with artists and food markets). I could hardly say no, so we left the Renault at a nearby parking lot as Vancouver traffic is famously lousy and I did not want to risk discovering new issues in a traffic jam.

VW Dune in traffic.

While Vancouver has a huge population of Teslas and other modern electric cars, there were a few neat cars to see like this Volkswagen Dune.

The "brick" a Volvo 240 parked.

A two-door Volvo 240 parked at the curb.

Imported Toyota van.

Hello fellow import! These luxury Toyota vans have developed a following here and are a reasonably common sight.

Under the bridge to granville island.

After a good walk around Granville Island, we went to visit some family with the plan to leave first thing in the morning.

First drive over a bridge.

It was about a half hour drive away ,which meant mixing it up with other traffic and then a dash up the freeway. My homemade camera mount moved around more than I hoped, so the dashboard shots bobble around a little bit. The fuel gauge did some things, but the flashing light remained. I looked it up and it indicated a fuel issue of some kind. Great. The brakes were merely okay, and rear ones rumbled quite a bit. Otherwise, it drove ok. Once we got to our destination, I discovered how it had gotten stuck in first gear. When selecting reverse, one pulls up on a ring on the shifter unlocking reverse, then selects it to the left of first. Except it fought back and kept locking in first. I had some tense moments and a few close calls with someone’s shrubbery as it kept going forward instead of back. Eventually I figured it out and vowed to avoid reverse with selective parking for the rest of the trip. My wife swore and rolled her eyes.

A row of motorbikes.

The next morning, we did not leave as planned but instead went for breakfast, which turned into lunch. The Harley-Davidson dealership next to our lunch spot was hosting a huge bike show event including a burnout competition. I gently reminded that I would prefer not to drive after dark and had not even tested the lights yet. I flipped on what I thought was the light switch and was rewarded with nothing at all. With a motorbike burn out competition in full swing next to me, I checked the fuses, connections, then pulled the switch out. The noise and smoke added to the tension. No power was going to it. By this time, it was mid afternoon and we had a nine-hour drive ahead of us. There was no chance of making it before dark. The spousal-side commentary was brief but vivid. We visited some other family and planned to make another attempt the following day.

No rear view mirror.

After setting off a little later than ideal again we had been cruising down the highway for a while when I had a realization that I was missing something. It suddenly dawned on me that I had no rear view mirror. This broken surround was presumably where an interior light once was. I tried the heater. Air blew but it was not warm. Not trusting the oscillating fuel gauge, I requested early and often fuel stops. This was met with frustration that I had involuntarily roped my wife into one of my Beater Challenge type trips with higher stakes and dim prospects of success. This did not improve the approval rating of the purchase. I had no real comeback.

Foot of mountains on the highway.

I decided to limit my speed to 100km/h or 62 mph out of sympathy for the car, even if the limit was higher in places.

A gaggle of Corvettes at a gas station.

Before we entered a large area of no cell phone coverage, I fueled up again and came across this large group of Corvettes. There were maybe twenty in total.

A line of traffic.

Predictably a city car with a small 1.2L pushrod engine struggled uphill on the many mountain passes. But occasionally I was not the cause of the slowdown and traffic lineup. This might be the only time I appreciate a tourist in a rental RV.

Porsches on a road.

I spotted a couple of other fine European two-doors enjoying the mountain road. They most definitely had more power in a single cylinder than I had total.

Rural mountain junkyard.

My wife was convinced we would be making a deposit at one of these informal mountain junkyards, but I was getting more confident. Apart from the air of neglect and assorted electrical problems, the Renault seemed to run quite well.

Ford C-series firetruck.

I do like a firetruck. This Ford C-series appeared in good shape.

Winter tires required in a month.

These mountain passes are no joke and, a month later, I would have needed winter tires. Luckily the bald 13″ all seasons were legal for now.

Old cars next to a sign.

A couple field classics guard a pub sign. One day I will check it out, but it was closed on Sundays.

A truck on the highway with trailer.

I even managed to pass someone!

Old vehicles at the side of the road.

Another selection of road treasures. With some luck, the Twingo would not join them.

Tractor going down the road.

The middle portion, despite being in the mountains, has a mild climate that means a lot of agriculture. Fruit in particular.

Strings of apple vines.

I had no idea apples could be grown on vines like this. Likely more efficient than trees.

A pair of big trucks.

A pair of big trucks retired from the fruit industry.

A spotted lake.

A quick stop at the famous Spotted Lake. It gets its colorful spots from being mineral-rich with magnesium sulphate, calcium, and sodium sulphates. It can only be viewed from the road these days due to careless people.

Car at side of road.

This angle almost makes the paint look passable. A typical 50/50 car. Best viewed from 50 feet or 50 mph.

Grapes for wine.

We stopped for a long sit-down lunch at a winery in Osoyoos which was nice, but I was worried about our timing as I had no headlights and dark comes sooner in the mountains.

A tow truck on a mountain road.

But otherwise things were looking okay. I had avoided the tow truck fate.

1951 Austin firetruck in a museum.

I spotted this lovely 1951 Austin firetruck at a museum on the way out and took a moment to stop in for a look. It had been restored by high school students back in 1996.

An old building.

In Greenwood sat an old power distribution building. Formerly a key place for the smelting and mining industry Greenwood retains the title of city despite a population that has reduced to 702 in 2021.

A big classic truck.

Classics come in many sizes. Small like my Twingo and large like this classic semi truck. There was a small group of them all minus trailers out for a Sunday drive.

Suzuki Swift car at the roadside.

Another Japanese import. This time a Suzuki Swift.

Mountain road.

Another hour, another breathtaking mountain pass. This one heading up to Bombi Summit which sits at 1215m or 3986 ft. The poor little Twingo gets a little breathless at these heights.

1957 Chevrolet on mountain road.

This 1957 Chevrolet was an unexpected sight.

Another Junkyard at side of road.

Another victory, another junkyard passed.

Mid way up the the Salmo–Creston.

Next up was the dreaded but beautiful Salmo–Creston Pass (also more formally called the Kootenay Pass), which is known to tax any substandard cooling system. It is the highest Canadian pass that is (mostly) open year-round at 1,775 m or 5,823 ft. Fun fact: avalanche technicians remotely trigger preventative avalanches with artillery. This pass is the one that almost killed that terrible K-car I had in the first Great Beater Challenge. Slow and steady we climbed. I would have liked to watch a coolant gauge closely, but the Twingo lacks one, so I just assumed it was fine and kept going.

At summit lake.

One of these things is a little different. We stopped for a few minutes at the summit and Bridal Lake.

Bridge at dusk.

As we approached Creston, BC dusk started to fall. This was not our planned destination, but we evaluated the remaining light versus having no headlights and looked for a place to stop. We were staying a further 60kms down the road, so we arranged to store the Renault at a local business for the night and retrieve it in the morning.

Dark and rainy road.

This turned out to be the right call, as shortly afterward it got very dark, the wind picked up and the sky opened with rain. The next morning started out foggy and wet. It, unfortunately, stayed that way pretty much all day for the remaining 400 kilometers or 250 miles to home. We seemingly received more rain than we had in years.

Old car made into sign.

The only slowdown from the rain came while we were not driving but eating a warm lunch. This next door automotive shop has had this vintage car on their roof for years but recently painted it this lurid green color. It is eye-catching if nothing else.

Rainy road.

The good news was rain made the poor paint look pretty good. Additionally, the fuel gauge seemed to be settling into something resembling accuracy. The bad news was the car randomly aquaplaned on its lousy tires, and my new windshield wiper was oddly poor. I soon discovered why as I drove on. There was a protective cover that I had failed to notice and left on the wiper.

The wiper protector plastic.

I removed the protective shipping cover (nicely color coded to the car!) at the next gas spot and the wiper worked as it should. There I met a friendly classic Toyota pickup driver who recognized the Renault as something unusual. He had owned a Renault Clio in the UK and was gobsmacked to see another Renault in rural British Columbia. My wife was equally gobsmacked to see someone else who thought the Twingo was interesting. Someone else could, at least, witness another eyeroll.

Entering Lethbridge.

The rest of the drive featured a few white-knuckle moments on very wet, curvy mountain roads, but things improved once we reached the flatter, straighter prairie closer to home. Despite its disappointingly poor condition and a likely long slumber in Japan, the Twingo had completed a challenging 1,200 km, or 745-mile, journey through mountain passes and torrential rain. That is impressive for a small city car that was never designed for this sort of trip, even when new. Next come the maintenance and repairs needed to pass the strict out-of-province inspection before it can become a regular driver. Against all reasonable expectations, the little Renault had made it home. Now it just had to prove it deserved to stay.

 

In the Twingo Series:

Part 1  – In Search of A Practical Winter Car … And Ending With Something French?

Part 2 – Small, French and Quirky – What Is A Renault Twingo And Why Would You Want One

Part 3 – Importing My 1996 Renault Twingo Home: Five Weeks, One Tiny Renault and a Lot of Second-Guessing

Part 4 – 1,200 kms In An Untested 30-Year Old French Car? Meeting And Driving The Renault Twingo Home