Confidential – For (Drug)Dealers Only: The Tacky ’70’s Custom Conversion Kitschmobiles That Sadly Were Never Built

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There were way too many all-too real custom conversion kitschmobiles built in the ’70s. But here’s a sneak preview of some that never saw the light of day. Oh shame! How did we live without them? Starting with this superb Mercedes 450SLC clone based on a Monza Town Coupe. What an obvious choice, too! Brilliant.

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I’m assuming this is supposed to be the same car, but the “artist” that created it looks to have been one of the kids of Standard Motors’ honcho. Even I could have done better than that. But it’s good to know that “it will be trimmed with femininity in mind”.

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Standard Motors’ first Chrysler conversion. Oh joy! And what a fine job it is, offering the luxury of the Versailles (itself a factory custom conversion of the Granada) or Seville for under $10,000!

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Speaking of the Granada, here’s a conversion that will absolutely positively erase any doubt about it being mistaken for a Mercedes, and not just Ford’s delusional ad writers.

How did we get through that decade without these gracing our pathetic lives with their grandeur?