What If: Imagined Car Commercials From The 1950s – 1970s

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The 1976 Ramses Osiris

A few years ago I wrote a series of posts featuring imaginary cars generated by the Midjourney AI. “What if” Packard and Studebaker had survived as US automakers into 1970’s and beyond? Midjourney was happy to render some images based on my prompt, which often looked more like application code than what we expect of AI interaction today. But recent experiments with newer tools allowed me to create a series of AI-generated commercials for cars that never existed. What would a Packard ad be like in the 1970s? If you’re curious, read on.

I haven’t posted anything like the earlier imaginary cars posts because, frankly, Midjourney hasn’t improved much since then (at least, in terms of rendering imaginary cars).

Instead, my current AI fiddling has been focused on the Sora video generator. Given a simple prompt, it will generate a ten to fifteen second video, complete with dialogue, backing music, special effects, and so on. It’s ability to extrapolate and build on what it’s given is sometimes remarkable. Mainly, I’ve focused on jokey videos, such as cats competing the the Winter Olympics, Saturday morning cartoons that never existed, and bad puns.

Then I discovered that Sora could take an image as input. I started uploading those old Midjourney-generated cars (as well as a few newer ones) and asked Sora to create commercials. I only provided a a few guidelines, such as the year, make, model, and type of car. In some instances where Sora was off base I remixed the video with additional guidance on setting, voiceover actor (male, female, educated, British)  or whether the car should be in motion. Sometimes it just decided to pan across the still image. Odd.

Often the Sora choices were hilarious and I let them be, like the “tough guy” voiceover in the first Hawk video. How did it come up with that?

When it came to the car names and year, I paid no attention whether I had originally intended to be a Studebaker or a Packard, as I was more intent on seeing what Sora could do rather than be consistent with my earlier posts. I had no notion of writing a post at the time. Eventually, I just started making up names like “Ramses Osiris” and “Fromage Aerodyne.”

Finally, I stitched all of the 15-second videos together into the one you see above. I was never able to get a complete commercial because of Sora’s limit of fifteen seconds, so I treated it as if I were flipping through TV channels and every channel is broadcasting a car commercial.

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1973 Studebaker Hawk by ChatGPT

Meanwhile, over at ChatGPT, their image generation (via DAL-E) has improved greatly, where it is at least on par with Midjourney in terms of realism. The difference is that in ChatGPT a) I can use natural language and b) the AI retains information about what it just did, so I can ask for improvements (except for random remixes of the image just generated, each Midjourney image request is a thing unto itself.

For the image above, I asked ChatGTP, “Imagine if Studebaker had stayed in the automobile business. Then imagine what they might have introduced in 1973 as a personal luxury car named the Hawk. It would be reminiscent of and include styling cues reminiscent of the Hawk of the 1960s, but take into account the market realities of 1973, such as the popularity of personal luxury cars like the Chevrolet Monte Carlo and Oldsmobile Cutlass. Also take into account the US bumper and rollover regulations of that era. Then generate a 16:9 photo of this car from a front 3/4 angle.”

The first image it generated was very much like the one above, except it had quad rectangular headlights. So I asked, “Were rectangular headlights US-legal in 1973?”

ChatGPT gladly gave me a lengthy explanation of US sealed-beam headlight regulations of the era, noted the mistake it had made, and offer to recreate the image with proper headlights.

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1970 Studebaker Lark by ChatGPT

My request for a 1970 Studebaker Lark was much more problematic, with ChatGPT offering cars with front ends long and wide enough to accommodate a V-8 engine, mid-60’s styling, and generally awkward proportions. My mistake, I think, was continuing the session from where the Hawk was generated, and it hung on to some of those proportions. ChatGPT can hang on to a bad notion like a dog with a bone, and sometimes it’s best to start over.

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1970 Studebaker Lark by ChatGPT second try

I started a new ChatGPT session with the request, “Imagine if Studebaker had stayed in the automobile business. Then imagine what they might have introduced in 1970 as an economy car named the Lark. It would be reminiscent of and include styling cues reminiscent of the Lark of the 1960s, but take into account the market realities of 1973, such as the popularity of Japanese imports and new domestic economy cars such as the Ford Pinto, Chevrolet Vega, and AMC Gremlin. Imagine what a Studebaker direct competitor to those cars would be. Then generate a 16:9 photo of this car from a front 3/4 angle.”

Although not exactly a sharp looker, I think this is much closer to what I expected than  the previous version.