While my dad owned the Renault, a little Ford Pinto was my daily driver for a short time.
I’ve always been an anxious driver. I’m a little embarrassed to admit it, but it’s true. My eyesight plays a major role — because of an accident at birth, I’ve never had 3D vision. I’ve adapted, but my depth perception has always been iffy. I’m far less anxious now after 40 years of driving; funny what experience will do for confidence. But when I came home from engineering school at the end of my freshman year in 1986, I had not driven all school year. Recall that I got my license just two weeks before starting school. I had no real driving experience and was daunted every time I got behind the wheel.
While I was wrapping up the school year, my Aunt Betty wrote to me about working for her courier service all summer. Betty was a strong, independent, entrepreneurial woman, the matriarch of my father’s extended family. She had built a business successful enough that she won a contract with AM General, which had recently begun building the military Hummer. That’s what we all called them then. When the military took delivery, they called them Humvees. That was their right. But ask any South Bender of the era — we all agree, the military was wrong.
Betty had more business than she knew what to do with, and she needed help. When I explained that I didn’t have a car to get back and forth to work, she said, “I have an old Ford Pinto that you can keep for the summer. I was going to have you drive it for deliveries most of the time anyway.”
Ford called this Pinto’s color Medium Copper. I always thought the color looked more like, well, poop, than shiny pennies.
This Pinto was the coupe rather than the Runabout hatchback. What a uselessly small trunk it had. Betty also owned a yellow ’76 Pinto hatchback that she let my cousin Lisa drive that summer. Lisa was able to carry a lot more in her car than I ever could in mine. Ford should have made all Pintos either hatches or wagons.
The Pinto offered a La-Z-Boy driving position: leaned back deep in the seat, feet way out in front. It magnified the Pinto’s low-to-the-ground stance, and it seemed like most other cars towered over it. Despite being a small car, the Pinto was fitted with a giant steering wheel that rubbed my thighs no matter how I positioned my legs. Fortunately, after the car got rolling the manual steering was light and easy.
The Pinto’s odometer showed about 65,000 miles. Either those were very hard miles, or the car had rolled 165,000 miles. The car showed every sign of high wear. Rust was starting to eat the rear fenders and had already eaten through some of the floor pan. While the engine was basically reliable, it had cooling problems. After a long trip, the radiator usually dumped its contents through the overflow tube onto the ground.
I also couldn’t back up the car, because its reverse gear had been stripped. You’d think that would have taught me to always park so I could drive forward to get out, but I ended up pushing that car out of a parking spot about once a week. One client’s office was on a hill, and twice — meaning I didn’t learn the first time — I pulled into a space against their building only to have to push my car out later and then chase it down the hill. Have you ever caught a 2,400-pound car, rolling backwards and gathering speed, by an open door and tried to climb in?
My Pinto had the 2.3-liter Lima engine, a version of which ended up in the 1980s Thunderbird TurboCoupe. Mine must have been mistuned, since it would accelerate briskly right up to 30 mph from a dead stop without my touching the gas pedal. In sharp contrast to its overeager throttle, the Pinto’s manual brakes were weak, so stopping could be a real adventure. In emergencies, I had to stand on the brakes with both feet to stop the car. I thought that was part and parcel of manual brakes. But one day when I was out running parts in one of the vans, Betty sent one of the experienced drivers on a paper run in my Pinto. When he got back, he gave Betty what for about sending me out in “that unsafe car.” Turns out the brakes were totally shot. One brake job later, and I needed only one foot to stop the car.
One of AM General’s plants was in La Porte, one county to the west. I liked runs to La Porte because it involved a long, straight and fast stretch of Indiana State Road 2 seldom visited by the Indiana State Police. On one trip to La Porte, going well over the speed limit, the whole back end of the car suddenly started shaking violently. Instantly, dust and rust bits filled the cabin. As I slowed down, the shaking diminished. As I pulled over, it became a rhythmic “whap” that was clearly coming from the left rear corner. It turns out that my frugal aunt had put retreaded tires on the Pinto. Most of the tread on the left-rear tire had fallen off. One section held on by a thread, and it beat the crap out of the fender with every go around.
Fortunately, a good spare was stuffed in the tiny trunk. But when I cranked the scissor jack into place against the car’s frame, the metal crumbled away. I couldn’t find a solid piece of frame anywhere that would let me lift up that car. Thankfully, someone had squeezed a bumper jack into the trunk and soon I was on my way.
This job taught me to handle myself. One morning Betty sent me on a series of runs in one of the vans. My first stop was at a small manufacturer in Elkhart that I had visited before. But the plant was dark and there were no employee cars in the lot. I drove in and was met by a crew of men who looked like every stereotype in a mafia movie. They surrounded me and asked sharply what I was doing there. I told them I was there to pick up a shipment. They moved in closer and explained bluntly that the plant had moved to a new location and that I needed to leave, pronto.
Fearing sleeping with the fishes, I hightailed it out of there and found a phone booth where I looked up the company in the phone book and called them. They cheerfully told me their new address, and I drove out to it to pick up the parts.
I was to deliver these parts to a giant, labyrinthine plant in South Bend. The guard at the gate gave me directions to the loading dock. But those directions took me down alleys that were narrower than my van. It took me a good while to navigate that plant’s vast grounds to find the receiving department.
I didn’t get back to the office for several hours. Betty was fuming. “Where in the hell were you all day? I have a good mind to fire you for not checking in. I was worried sick. I thought I was going to have to tell your dad that you were lying in a ditch.”
It’s just part of being in my family to meet sharp confrontation with the same energy back. “I was out there facing all sorts of problems,” I said and recounted my day. “And I solved them. Every last one of them. If you needed me to check in, that’s an expectation you needed to set when you hired me.” I surprised myself with how well I stood my ground.
Betty backed down, saying only, “If you do this again, I will fire you.” I replied, “Now that I know that you want this, you will get it.”
Despite all of this — or maybe because of it — getting into “my” Pinto every morning felt straight up terrific. The Pinto and I explored the highways, stopped at the 7-11 for Big Gulps, listened to top 40 music on WLS, and soaked up sunshine all day. I earned five bucks an hour for the privilege, great summer job money in 1986.
More importantly, I returned to school that fall a much more self-possessed man. Betty gave me trust and freedom I’d never had at home, and I honored that trust. Immersion therapy works — by summer’s end, I could navigate South Bend’s streets without a white-knuckle grip on the wheel. The Pinto had thrown everything at me, and I’d handled it.




























That sounded like an ideal job for that time of your life. What you learned went far beyond the job itself, which is often the sign of a worthwhile endeavor. I’m really enjoying this series.
My parent’s ’73 Torino was this same shade of fecal brown metallic.
It really was the perfect job for me right then. I kept it on my resume for probably the first ten years of my professional career, even though it has nothing to do with software development, because it was such excellent work experience
Great story, thanks for sharing! I remember riding all over in the late 70’s and 80’s with my grandpa (mom’s dad) in his various Pintos. He and grandma always had a new Buick or Olds, which he immaculately maintained, but the Pintos were his daily utility rides. A couple hatchbacks, then wagons, one of which was a Mercury Bobcat. If I recall correctly, they were all manuals (3-speeds?). He had retired from Clark Equipment, where he worked in the model shop, making scale models of the lift trucks from wood for display. He did a lot of lawn mowing around Battle Creek, and hauled a Lawn Boy around in the Pintos. He must have found lawnmowing therapeutic, and when they later moved to McPherson, KS, he mowed fairways for a little golf course.
Pintos were good everyday cars, especially around town, in their time. Inexpensive to buy and easy to maintain.
Thanks for the memories of listening to wls as we did in terre huate back in the80s at isu and the area. Little tommys shinning nickel. Thanks for a trip down memory lane
Aunt Betty sounds like one tough lady.
Retread tires, no brakes, and no reverse. I’m guessing that Indiana didn’t have annual motor vehicle safety inspections at the time.
Betty was a natural leader, and she held the extended family together after her mom (who had previously been the family matriarch) died.
After reading the article, I was starting to think that maybe ‘Betty’ actually WANTED Jim to sleep with the Fishes.
When the car didn’t ‘Finish him off’, she had him drive to that “wrong location” knowing full well those Gangsters were waiting for him… but he slipped away yet again.
Maybe it wasn’t that ‘Our Hero Jim’ returned late with no contact, but that he Returned AT ALL.
Okay, maybe not. I watch a LOT of “true crime videos” and sometimes my imagination gets the best of me.
😉
Did you ever work for her again? Or will we have to wait another week or two?
Not as a regular employee. She’d call me to do this or that when I was around but her business wasn’t as strong after that summer and she couldn’t afford me full time.
Sure glad I unloaded my ’74 Pinto wagon/2.3/4spd in the same color combo long b4 rust became a problem! 🙂 DFO
A ’75 Pinto in ’86 with this level of rust wasn’t unusual.
That looks like my first car. But mine had pin stripes on it. Are those all pictures of your actual car? Or internet pictures? It doesn’t look at bad as you describe.
Those are of the actual car. The rust matched the paint!
What a great, great coming of age story that involved this Pinto. Immersion therapy is probably how many of us Gen X-ers learned to deal with things. And I love that you had learned to assert yourself several times in this story.
And those sabre-tooth bumper guards have somehow added to its charm. I also agree that for the basic body shape, all Pintontwo-doors should have been hatchbacks.
I still don’t love asserting myself, I’ve never become fully comfortable with it. But this time taught me that I can do it when I must.
I don’t think asserting one’s self comes naturally as much as it needs to be taught or nurtured. Go Navy OCS and you are taught how to be assertive and be comfortable. In my field of work one really isn’t taught to be assertive but when you have patients looking towards you for answers and recommendations then you learn to be assertive quickly even if they are 30 years older than you.
“sabre-tooth bumper guards have somehow added to its charm”
I strongly disagree. They are Comically huge. (Maybe they’re ‘normal’ size, and look huge on the Pinto?)
Either way.. YIKES!
Love those giant bumper guards on the front; as if those battering rams weren’t enough protection. Ain’t Betty had her priorities!
Great story; how many coming of age stories in the late ’70s and ’80s involve Pintos?
I’m betting Betty just bought this at auction as is and that was that!
Thank you for this nice coming of age story, I too had some driving jobs in my younger days .
I didn’t think much of the Ford Pinto when it came out but time has shown they were indeed good, sturdy little cars that laated a long time under poor treatment .
-Nate
A neighbor bought a Pinto Squire wagon new in about ’74 or ’75; it was the first Pinto I ever paid attention to. I thought the back seat looked like a torture device, and found out I was not wrong when eventually I rode back there. If I were to buy an old Pinto now, however, I’d look to the wagon for its excellent utility.
The 74 Pinto wagon with automatic was a dog. Ask my mother. It lasted 2 years before being traded in for an Audi 100LS. Why that, don’t ask me I wasn’t around.
Pintos were rough and crude but the Lima 2.3 was tough as hell and very dependable. I had a 74 MPG with 4sp, PS AC. It was a great little runabout in the city. It would pull a solid 90 mph and cruise easily at 80. I bought an 80 that was a state of CA car. It had auto trans, PS, PB and AC. I liked it as well.
I think the Lima engine is the one to get if you simply must get a Pinto.
I heartily agree that the Pinto with a trunk was just awful in terms of practical usage. But it was a lot cheaper to build than the hatchback, and the Pinto was conceived to be a bottom dollar car.
I can say with authority, the Pinto trunk WILL hold a 18 pack of beer 🙂
Great point.
I remember v. 1.0 of this story, and v. 2.0 is even better.
Tough, shitty cars were still all over the place in the midwest back then. They were cheap, had nagging problems and lots of rust, but they would start, stop and turn every single day. Those of us who drove some of them learned a lot.
“Figure it out!” is one of those lessons not taught so often anymore, at least from my experience.
Here’s the critical thing that they don’t tell the kids today: figuring out can feel really good, and having figured it out feels even better.
Oddly I share the eye issues and supposed lack of depth perception. I seem to compensate enough for it and in my off highway days private road days I would drive anything I could including tandem axle dump trucks. The eye thing came back to me when I took my motorcycle test in which I expected to fail the eye test but didn’t.
Unsafe work vehicles were a feature of some of my early days. I remember driving a Dodge minibus as a crummy on steep mountain roads. Seems crazy to let a teenager do that.
Looking forward to next week.
You do learn to work around it. It’s not that big of a deal day to day.
My 16 year old is about to get his permit now that I located his birth certificate. His mother keeps saying he needs to start driving. I keep on feeling uneasy. Driving the Bay Area in 2025 isn’t the same as the Bay Area, or San Diego, in 1970. Consequently I am more of a highway driver and not a city street/pedestrian driver as the city streets can be crazy depending on the city.
So he needs 6 hours with approved professional and then 50 hours with parent or guardian over 25. Mom has the auto while I have the two manuals. I actually prefer the manual since it is almost impossible to use a cell phone while driving. So that means me and subjecting one of the cars to a beginner stick shift driver. Or I buy, god forbid, another car that is a manual like a used 90’s Corolla.
FWIW, I think getting an old used stick-shift car isn’t a bad idea: something that’s basically sound but “fully depreciated.” If it survives intact, you could resell it for probably about the same as you paid for it, and even if it doesn’t survive, the net cost would probably be less than the cost of a clutch job on a newer car you wanted to keep.
Well I can make almost anything sound which is why I am thinking along that line. Only it makes for a dozen cars.
Get an old Honda, they have one of the easiest clutches for a beginner to manage. Take him to a parking lot, and just have him practice letting out the clutch until engagement, and when he’s got that down, then proceed to actually moving around the parking lot. Good luck!! 🙂
“I actually prefer the manual since it is almost impossible to use a cell phone while driving. ”
(Devil’s Advocate here): NOT “almost Impossible” Just more things to do WHILE using the phone.
I knew a fella with One arm (lost in accident as a kid). As an adult, He had an 80’s Chevy Blazer (small ones) Standard transmission, which I thought was enough for ‘the 1-armed man’. He had no problem Driving WITH a beer between his legs, doing all the shifting/steering/drinking “Single Armdedly”.
It’s amazing what some can accomplish when they put their minds to it.
I spent a lot of time out in the country when I taught my sons. Any major city’s streets are a lot to take on while learning to control a car.
I too had a college Pinto. Mine was a metallic mint green 1973 Runabout (hatchback) in 1973. It was cute as a bug and with the back seat down could haul furniture or groceries as well as any full sized car. I had left my Edsel in my parents’ Pennsylvania garage for safe storage and flown to school in Southern California, thinking I would not need a car because the dorm was walking distance from the classrooms and they had a cafeteria for food. What I didn’t know was that the Cafeteria was open full hours Monday through Friday and only 10 am to 2 pm on weekends because there were no classes those days. You had to cook in your dorm room on weekends, which meant you had to buy food. There was no food sold on campus. The closest market was several miles away, which meant I did need a car. So my father flew out to buy one for me. He gave me a choice of a Capri or a Pinto. The Capri had one of those little trunks you describe, so a Runabout it was.
I loved my little Pinto but its 4 cylinder engine shook the thing to death. I had to keep replacing carburetors and distributors. They physically fell apart repeatedly. As a far more car savvy adult I question if mine came with a bad motor mount or something. In 1976 I regretfully got rid of it because I was on my third round of replacing things I had already replaced two times before, and the little bugger was only 3 years old. For all I know they were all as bad as mine. But it was a perfect little car for a college teen to run about in. Blaming the 4 cylinders for its mechanical woes, I replaced it with a big, used, V8 Plymouth Fury.
I think you’re onto something there thinking about a bad motor mount. The Pinto wasn’t exactly a refined machine but its four was smooth enough.
The best thing about the Pinto was that it begat the Mustang II. Not that the II was all that hot, but Jaclyn Smith drove one in Charlie’s Angels and she WAS. 😉
Jim, based on your description of the Pinto my dark side suspects that Aunt Betty had you secretly insured for a LOT of money. 😉
Right!!?
Heh, wouldn’t be surprised.
I can relate to the whole stereo blindness thing. I got crossed eyes (strabismus) when I was six (6) months old, but my ophthalmologist tried non-surgical fixes like glasses before they finally performed corrective surgery when I was three (3) years old. Unfortunately, the surgery came too late, and I never developed depth perception as a result. Learning to drive, especially parallel parking was an adventure, but you can learn to compensate.
Here’s my story about that
https://blog.jimgrey.net/2022/08/11/the-day-i-lied-to-my-ophthalmologist-aged-five/
Your experience was not as enjoyable as mine was with my ’72 Pinto. It was a great car for over 20 years. Then my son flipped it into a canal in ’92. It was a beautiful machine. Anything that needed to be worked on, I did in my own driveway. We own 2 awesome Mustangs now, one a ’03 GT(bought new),my wife’s ’04 Mach1. But to this very day, I wish I still had that cool Pony. It was so nice a car, that I even got into the World of Wheels in 1983. I miss it VERY MUCH.
Wow, a 20-year Pinto! Congratulations.
Thank you. I wish I could find the pictures I had when I put Sidepipes on it. People thought it was a low rumble V8. Not sounding like a Fart Box like now a days.
Ah, the Pinto. The first car I ever rode that was driven fast. My parents back in the 80s never went above 55mph or left the right lane on I-94. Well my sister’s boyfriend who had the Pinto, had no problem breaking the double nickle by alot. I was giggling as we passed all these cars instead of getting passed. My parents ended up with that car in the end and it was a trunk model.
Mine could go 90, I discovered one day.
My first car was a 73 Pinto hatchback with the 2.0 german Ford 4cyl and a 4sp. was a great little car, only thing I replaced on it was a timing belt and coil. Mine was also this color brown but with a white vinyl top.. Put 35k miles on it in 2 1/2 years. next car was a brand new 78 Nova with 305.
Ooh, you had a luxury Pinto! 🙂
Thank you for a great story! Gosh times were different back then if I recall a couple of the work trucks I used. I can definitely relate to your lack of 3D & iffy depth perception. You can certainly learn how to deal without it, and I think I have as well, but at some point it probably contributes to increasing anxiety driving as I get older. One of my top requirements for my next vehicle is a great 360 camera.
I don’t have a 360 camera but I do have a backup camera in my current rig and it is a game changer.
I don’t feel so bad about the 5 speed diesel Chevette that I ran errands in for my boss. It was brown too, and a 5 door hatch as I recall. No a/c of course so that was fun.
People rag on the Chevette but they were good, honest, little cars.
Oh, and I forgot to ask, where did you get those BUMPER GUARDS! They crack me up!
Great writeup! Your remark about the back seat of the wagon version was spot on…my mom had an almost-new ’75 Squire wagon as her daily driver when I was a kid (which we traded in for a new ’83 Volvo 240 sedan when I was 7). That back seat wasn’t fit for anyone larger than a 7-year-old, like sitting on a skateboard in a cave.
Pintos remind me of an American VW bug. Everywhere they were, exploding fuel tanks and all. 🙂
Ford did one thing right from the Pinto times and that was the 2.3 liter 4 cylinder engine which wound up in lots of vehicles including the ’88 Ford Tempo company car and ’91 Ranger P/U company truck I drove, problem free. They were made for a long time and powered many Ford vehicles and had a long and reliable track record. Maybe until Ford decided to turbocharge them.
I drove a ’77 pinto for several years and had a love-hate relationship with it – mostly hate. It was a magnificent bright red with red vinyl upholstery, which I thought looked great. That’s where the love ends and the hate begins. That car was a piece of junk, and must have been one of the main reasons for the rapid rise in popularity of Japanese cars. Tune ups were an absolute necessity to adjust idling speeds that would increase to freeway levels at the drop of a hat. The emergency brake lever in the center console area had to be pulled up about an inch more each time I drove it. Every month or so, you could pull that lever straight up pointing to the roof before getting any stopping power. The horn fell into my lap several times, and the open hatchback would randomly disengage from the pneumatic pistons holding it up and drop onto my head like a sledge hammer. Parking it in foggy San Francisco should have never caused the vinyl dash to split, but it did. That was a big problem with Pintos – so much so that my local Ford Dealer sold molded plastic dash covers that fit precisely over the old cracked dash. It was actually a pretty good fix. You’d think that Ford, after 7 model years of Pintos, would have done something to improve the dash material, but they didn’t. Then there was the exploding gas tank issue that Ford didn’t fix because it determined that paying damages to victims would be cheaper. Ironically, I now drive a 29-year-old Mustang that’s a really well made car. It was born during Ford’s “Quality is Job One” era.