My 1991 Chevrolet Corsica — Better Than Its Reputation

1991 Chevrolet Corsica
My Corsica doesn’t look like a rental car, does it? July 1991 in Mesa, Arizona.

General Motors surely earned its lousy reputation in the 80s and early 90s. Some might say it’s never recovered. Pushing out half-baked products — the X cars, Oldsmobile diesels, multiple Cadillac engines — and turning customers into unwitting beta testers. Clinging to the increasingly outdated “formal look,” slapping that awkward upright roofline onto cars where it made absolutely no sense — looking at you, Pontiac Grand Am. If I missed anything, and I’m sure I did, there’s always the GM Deadly Sins series.

There’s one more sin that was perhaps less of a spectacular failure, but one that still lingers today. Cheapening out on “good enough” and sending cars to rental fleets where the thinking was product excellence didn’t really matter.

And yet, in 1991, I bought a GM car that’s considered among those lackluster products of GM’s darkest days. But it was actually pretty good — in part because it was spec’d well above the rental car fleet.

After a year and a half and 45,000 miles, I was tired of the pokey, rattly ’89 Hyundai Excel. I put a For Sale sign in the window and got exactly zero inquiries.

I hadn’t given up on the Beretta. The styling still looked fresh, and the V6 now displaced 3.1 liters with a nice bump in power to 140 hp. The interior had been updated for 1991 with a new dash and an airbag, eliminating the door-mounted seat belts that I loathed on both aesthetic and functional grounds. How those stupid, ugly things could be considered a safety improvement was beyond me.

So that consideration limited my choices. No Accords, Civics, Corollas or Camrys had airbags in 1991. No Mazdas either. Ford had put an airbag in the Taurus, but as good as that car was, it wasn’t a car I wanted, nor one I could likely afford. Chrysler at least made an airbag standard across the board, but none of their rehashed K cars were appealing.

All of which brought me back to the Chevrolet dealership.

I asked the salesman to show me a Beretta GT. They had a couple on the lot. I don’t recall the color, but I do remember the window sticker: $16,000. Nope. That wasn’t happening.

I looked at a couple of base model Berettas. They all had spectacularly unattractive “styled” steel wheels. Several had the 2.2 four-cylinder. Some didn’t have a tach. I really didn’t feel like settling again.

As I was about to leave, I noticed a sapphire blue Corsica parked out front. This wasn’t a rental-spec Corsica. It had fat Goodyear Eagle performance tires wrapped around 15-inch alloy wheels. The red emblems and insert on the side moldings popped against the blue paint. Inside, the car was loaded. Power windows and locks, upgraded stereo, tilt, cruise and a full set of gauges. It was an automatic, but that was OK. I had gotten tired of shifting in Phoenix traffic. This Corsica was essentially a Beretta GT with four doors. And the window sticker was just under $14,000. That was doable.

I still had the For Sale sign in the Excel, and the dealer agreed to give me my asking price in trade. I knew I owed more on it than it was worth, and I know now that it’s not smart to roll part of an old loan into a new one — especially on a car that depreciates quickly as soon as you drive it off the lot. But drive it off the lot I did.

1991 Chevrolet Corsica in front of a house under construction
When my first house was being built, I went by every week to check its progress. Fall 1993 in Chandler, Arizona.

And wow! What a difference. Basically, the Corsica had twice the power of the Excel. It took serious discipline for me not to gun it at every green light. And when you did step on it, not only did the car move, it sounded good. The ride was firm but still comfortable, and the car rounded corners smoothly with minimal lean. In that sapphire blue — my favorite color — and those beefy wheels, I thought the car looked sharp and purposeful. The four doors didn’t bother me a bit.

1991 Chevrolet Corsica parked in a garage.
My Corsica parked in the garage at my new house. December 1993 in Chandler, Arizona.

I did let the power go to my head one time — and my stupidity was only saved by dumb luck and perhaps some durability testing by GM. One of my friends had a triple black 1968 Ford LTD coupe. With a 428 V8, Cragers and those hidden headlights, the car looked positively sinister. I called it the LTD from Hell.

We were side by side at a traffic light. Kidding around, I put my car in neutral and revved the engine, thinking I was some badass, even though that 428 could eat my V6 for lunch. The light turned green, and without thinking, I dropped it back into Drive, probably somewhere between 3,000 and 4,000 RPM. The Corsica took off like it had been reincarnated as a Chevelle SS454. After I got over my initial shock, I looked in the rear-view mirror, fully expecting to see a trail of transmission parts. There weren’t any. The Corsica shrugged off my abuse. I never had a problem with the transmission the entire time I owned the car.

When my friends and I made another summer trip to San Diego, they were happy to take the Corsica. We certainly fit more comfortably, and after wondering if the Excel would make it over the mountain, it was so much more fun to pass car after car going uphill. And even in 110º heat, you could still hang meat in that car. For all its other failings, GM was still world-class when it came to air conditioning.

1991 Chevrolet Corsica
Me with the Corsica the day I traded it in. June 1995 in Tempe, Arizona.

The Corsica proved to be an excellent road tripper. With my sister Susan and two preschool nieces, we took it to the Grand Canyon and Disneyland. It was with my sister driving that I really saw the need for a four-speed automatic with overdrive. She set the cruise control at 80 MPH across the Arizona desert on I-10, and with the engine spinning north of 3,000 RPM, it could only manage about 18 MPG. I will ding GM for not offering a 4-speed automatic in that car. It’s not like they didn’t have one going into other cars with the same engine at the time.

As with the Excel, this Corsica was one of the good ones. Over nearly 70,000 miles, the only problem I encountered was a leaking head gasket, which I discovered was common on the 3.1 V6. I caught it before it could do real damage, and it was fixed under warranty. Other than that, just routine maintenance. Fast, comfortable, reliable, the car did its job and did it well.

The Chevy Corsica — at least my Corsica — really was better than its lackluster reputation.

 

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