Curbside Classic: 1967 Plymouth Barracuda Hardtop – B-Side Magic

Nineteen sixty seven was a banner year in music. It was prime time for psychedelic rock in the UK and US, not to mention all the jazz, folk, soul and funk records that were being coming out at the time. But that’s just grazing the surface. There were amazingly good sounds coming out of Jamaica, Brazil, South Africa and Continental Europe as well. What does that have to do with the Plymouth Barracuda, aside from the date?

Well, with so much excellent music, there are many minor hits (or filler LP tracks that were never destined to be hits at all) and tons of foreign tracks that can pleasantly surprise the listener, whereas some overly familiar tunes can feel a bit underwhelming. Think of the cars of 1967: Cadillac Eldorado; NSU Ro80; Dino; Toyota 2000GT; Saab 99 – sheer automotive royalty. Nobody ever accused the Barracuda of being anything that groundbreaking. And yet, it’s one of my favourite American cars of 1967. An obscure B-side by Ma Mopar and the Valiants it may be, but it sure hits the spot.

In the Great Pony Wars of the mid-to-late ‘60s, the Barracuda very much played the part of the wallflower while the Mustang, Cougar, Firebird and Camaro were duking it out on the sales floor. (Out of common decency, we will forego mention of the AMC Marlin.) In 1967, the all-new Camaro scored big with over 220,000 units made. The Cougar, also in its first year, did very too – just above 150,000, to be precise. The Firebird‘s success was more muted (82,000), while the Mustang kept its top spot with over 470,000 sold. All Plymouth could muster with their little fish was 62,000, all body variants (hardtop, “Sports” fastback and convertible) combined.

Styling-wise, my personal top choice of those five would be the Cougar. But the Barracuda gets the silver medal (bronze for the Chevy). It’s true that the family resemblance with the Valiant in that front end is completely unnecessary – counter-productive, even. But that’s the only bone I’d have to pick with that fish.

The long tail and somewhat swoopy overall styling definitely did not conform with the long hood / short deck / square roof aesthetic dictated by Ford, which may explain why the Plymouth may have appeared to some at the time as a fish out of water. But there are still a bunch of great details on the Barracuda, and it has the most distinctive shape of the bunch, especially this hardtop coupé version.

It was not necessarily planned that way, however. One of the original concept sketches shows what could have been a more individualistic front end. Just like the (then still unfinalized) Cougar, Plymouth stylists were thinking hidden headlights, Coke-bottle flanks that have a bit of the (also not yet produced) Camaro / Firebird and a panoramic rear window. Not much of this ended up on the final product – a shame, as a little more personality would probably have made a world of difference to the 2nd generation Barracuda’s lacklustre sales.

But again, the production model is a great-looking machine in many respects. And from many angles, bar the front, perhaps.

And those scripts and emblems are also pretty darn cool. Not as iconic as the Mustang’s galloping horse, perhaps, but there’s a lot of hindsight in that. Ford kept the Mustang and its emblem going for decades, after all. In 1967, Plymouth figured the fish had a fighting chance.

Inside, it’s just no contest. This is Mopar ‘60s chic at its level best. Another company *cough*GM*cough* would have just put standard-issue dials in there. The Plymouth ones had that central chrome insert popping out – even the speedos were styled. The shifter is a massive chromed wand, not the sad T-shaped cane seen in the Mustang. The Cougar, for its part, smothered their dash with acres of faux wood, a malady that would take hold on the Barracuda by 1969. But in this 1967 car, none of that tatty affectation. All is silver, black vinyl and chrome.

What about under the skin? Chassis-wise, the Mopar-wide front torsion bar suspension was head and shoulders above the rest, according to near universal opinion. Brakes-wise, the ‘67s kept banging the same drums for most of the range but, just like the competition, did offer optional front discs on the sportiest variant (a.k.a. the “Formula S Package”).

The engine bay could house anything from the base 225ci (3.7 litre) 145hp slant-six to the Formula S’ 383 (6.3 litre) 280hp V8, with the 273 (4.5 litre) V8 in between available with either 180hp (2-bbl) or 235hp (4-bbl). The slant-six was probably the best base six of the ’67 pony cars (the Cougar excepted, as it only came with V8s) and the Torqueflite was arguably the best transmission.

But the competition did outgun the Plymouth in the horsepower race at the higher end of the range. The 440 was not yet slated to be shoehorned in the Barracuda – that only happened in 1969. And it hardly made a dent in the sales chart even then.

Price-wise, the 1967 Barracuda was a little dearer than the Mustang and Camaro, especially the latter. This, in addition to the Valiant styling cues, singular proportions and lack of truly high-performance variant probably explains why its strengths (interior, suspension, base engine) were offset by its defects. Build quality was also a potential issue with Chrysler products at the time, or at least they were perceived as such by some.

The 1967-69 Barracuda, as previously stated, did not sell well compared to other pony cars. The ’67 was the high-water mark, which is saying something. Adding insult to injury, the ’68 and ’69 did even worse than the AMC Javelin. This is really the back end of the Billboard 100.

Maybe it’s a case of rooting for the underdog (underfish?), but the Barracuda is my pick of the ’67 pony cars. This Tokyo-dwelling example, which looks like it has the 273 V8, is pretty much the perfect ‘60s Detroiter two-door, as far as I’m concerned: big but not gigantic, uncommon but not exactly rare, superbly detailed but not overdone.

Back when I was a student in London, I spent a good deal of time in record shops wading through boxes of singles to unearth the odd gem, only to flip it over to discover something even better. I realize that the 1967 Barracuda is part of the A-body family in Chrysler-speak, but finding this B-side in Downtown Tokyo sure brought back memories of Camden and Soho. Those were the days, my friends…

 

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