Curbside Find: 1977 Buick Regal Sedan – CC’s Random Colonnade Generator Runs Amok

1977 Buick Regal Sedan in a garage in Tokyo

Surely, this cannot be! It’s either AI-generated, photoshopped or some sort of joke from the CC deities. This website has a well-documented obsession with the GM Colonnades, be they branded as Chevrolet, Buick, Pontiac or Oldsmobile. But this is a bit much: Buick made just under 18,000 four-door Regals in 1977, and they want us to believe that one found its way to the other side of the Pacific?

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Evidently, it did. And it’s been a Japanese resident since ’77, too. The fender mirrors up front and additional amber turn signals on the rear end are a dead giveaway.

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That’s a pretty thick coating of dust on the hood there. Interestingly, the fenders and bumper were all dusted off (someone must have taken pity on the old beast, but got interrupted mid-way through?), causing a novel temporary two-tone situation.

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Superb Japanese doilies to protect that precious brocade! Ah, and those ‘70s GM bendy dashes… What a terrible idea… And so poorly executed.

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Yep, that’s a miniature TV in the back all right. Well, if you’re going to fork out fistfuls of yen to import a black Regal, bring it up to local code and have it fitted for seat covers, you might as well go for a full entertainment centre. Toyota Century, eat your heart out.

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This is yet another Tokyo puzzler. A few 1977 Regal coupés were probably exported overseas somewhere, but the sedan? In France, the Old Cutlass Supreme was available, as was the Chevy Chevelle Malibu. But you can get anything if you speak softly and carry a briefcase full of cash.

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At least, there is one true Regal in this country (well, maybe two), as opposed to those re-christened ‘90s Century wagons I keep running into. I’m so glad to be able to bring my modest contribution to CC’s CColossal CColonnade CCornucopia, partially listed below, as I was one of the few regular writers who had not joined that particular club. One of my more random finds of the decade, I reckon. All bow to the Great Colonnade Generator!

 

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