Cohort Pic(k) of the Day #2: Ford Had A Massive Head Start On Making The Ugliest 5-Mile Bumpers

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Ok, the headline is a (rare) bit of click bait. But this aftermarket continental spare kit on this otherwise quite fine ’62 Sunliner does rather remind me of some of their worst 5 mile bumpers, like the back of the Pinto. Now if they removed the spare, it would make a great tailgating seat. It’s kind of like those platforms on the end of ski boats.

Let’s look at the rest of it and pretend it’s not there.

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That’s better. Although the ’62’s thinly-disguised ’61 front end didn’t exactly set the world on fire.

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But the quality of their vinyl at the time was top notch.

 

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Ok, the conti spare is not Ford’s doing, but the exposed column shifter was, and egregious little sin. It never failed to draw my attention at the time: why does this column look like a ’49 Plymouth?

 

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Uh oh; back to the point of the beginning. There’s a nice Vauxhall over there…