1958 Edsel Ranger 2-Door Hardtop – A Load Of Horsecollar

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To the question: “How’d you like your Edsel?,” most people in 1958 answered “I’m good, thanks,” and picked something else entirely – or nothing at all, given the economic funk the US was going through that year. Would I have picked the trendy new E-car? Not sure. I think the toxic amounts of advertising would have put me off. But I’m glad someone decided to go for a Ranger in Royal over Powder blue, because this is kind of the best American CC I think I’ve caught in this country.

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Not that it was sold here new, I don’t think – very few Edsels were exported. This was one automotive experiment that Ford wanted to keep for a domestic audience. For better or, as it turned out, for worse.

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I’m not sure we need to go into the whole E-car backstory. Eric703 did a masterful write-up on that very subject already – go and read it once you’re done with this post, it’s well worth your while. Because after all, the Edsel saga is fascinating just like that of the Titanic or Chernobyl (albeit without the whole loss-of-life aspect): hubris and disaster make for compelling narratives.

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The first problem with the Edsel was probably that Ford went a little too big on the PR campaign and ended up drinking their own Kool-Aid. It became a case study in how not to launch a new product line, though some never seem to be able to learn from others’ mistakes. I’m thinking Saturn, Eunos/Autozam/ɛ̃fini, DS Automobiles… None of these were as brutal a rake-in-the-face experience as Edsel, to be fair.

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There were plenty of compounding issues beyond PR and executives whiffing their own brainfarts, of course. The quirky styling was always claimed to be a major faux-pas, but look at the rest of the field in 1958 – was the Edsel the worst offender? I’m thinking Buicks, Lincolns, most AMCs, the Packard Hawk… It’s all a matter of taste, of course, but in the Edsel’s case, taste was kind of the whole deal.

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That infamous grille was the centre, the focus, the birthplace of the Edsel’s styling controversy. In polite conversation, it was referred to as a horsecollar shape. Those who disliked it said it looked like “an Oldsmobile sucking a lemon” when in mixed company; in other instances, references to female genitalia were apparently fairly common. So much for the strait-laced mores of the Eisenhower administration.

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All that noise about the front end would almost make us forget about the rear, which is also rather unique – if a little less crudely so. At a time when tailfins were almost universally adopted by American carmakers (Ford included), Edsel designers, headed by Roy A. Brown, went for a flat deck.

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Well, it looks flat compared to the pointy ends of its rivals and contemporaries, but there are actually few lines on the Edsel that can be called straight.

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The overall profile is rather handsome, to be honest. The front end is slightly tortured, but again, this was 1958. Tortured was in. And the rear half, with that huge scallop and taut but un-finned lines, certainly gives the Edsel its own visual identity. Mission accomplished: the E-car stuck out of the crowd.

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The problem ended up being that a lot of people did not find that Edsel visual identity all that alluring. Besides the esthetics, Ford’s overactive PR machine touted it as being all-new, advanced and a chock full of innovation. But when the buying public took a closer look, many saw it for what it was: a half-Ford, half-Mercury hodgepodge with extra helpings of weird styling and a few quirky features, but not something all that exciting.

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Those rather plain wheelcovers are definitely not one of said quirky features. But then, this is a near base-spec car. Speaking of which, let’s take a gander at the wider Edsel family.

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The 1958 range wasn’t too complex, really. There were three main kinds of Edsel: the smaller 118’’-wheelbase Ford-based Ranger and Pacer, the larger 124’’-wheelbase Mercury-based Corsair and Citation, and the 116’’-wheelbase (Ford-based) wagons.

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Our CC is the modest Ranger, though at least it’s a hardtop, not the two-door sedan. In 1957-58, a Ranger two-door hardtop would have cost a minimum of US$2,579 (without optional extras), i.e. Chevrolet Bel Air, Studebaker Commander or Plymouth Belvedere territory.

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A couple hundred dollars extra were required for the fancier Pacer. From an esthetic perspective, I don’t find the additional chrome trim on the front fender of the Pacer, seen here in literal showroom condition, to be strictly necessary.

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But then, what is necessary about a sun visor on a rear view mirror? The Edsel was chock full of little weird details like this. Some of them may have be interesting to behold or even clever, but most of the time, they were gratuitously strange.

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Like those E-branded backup lights, for instance. They were optional (but popular) on the Rangers and Pacers, but it’s not easy to find pictures of cars that don’t have them. What’s even more difficult is to find a Citation with the odd “reverse light delete trim.” Why anyone would have ticked that particular box on the options sheet is beyond me.

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There were only two engines slated for duty, both Edsel exclusives. Citations and Corsairs got the “E 475” big block MEL (Mercury-Edsel-Lincoln) V8, limited in the Edsel’s case to 410ci (6.7 litre) and good for 345hp (gross). Wagons, Pacers and Rangers got the smaller but brand-new-for-’58 FE (Ford-Edsel) engine. Still a hefty 361ci (5.9 litre) motor delivering just over 300hp (gross), it was known as the E 400, as it provided 400 lb/ft of torque. Unlike the E 475, it was carried over to MY 1959. And yes, the expansion tank in this particular one is indeed a Jack Daniel’s bottle.

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Our Pacer here did get a few ticks on its options list, most notably the much-ballyhooed Teletouch electro-mechanical push-button automatic on the steering wheel hub. It was apparently heavily promoted by Edsel and quite a popular extra on lower-spec cars, but wasn’t exactly reliable in daily operation. This was apparently due to the transmission’s relays and servos being located too close to the exhaust pipes in the engine bay, leading to repeated shorts. Apparently, some workarounds have been developed by Edsel owners over the years, improving the system’s reliability.

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This was just another failure point to add to the list of the Edsel’s many woes, though. The Teletouch was a key “innovation” that really was more of a gadget than anything else, and one that didn’t work too well, at that. Like the bigger Edsel-only V8, the Teletouch was a one-year-only experiment. Ford were really setting piles of money on fire with this E-car… Still, that dash would have been really something to behold, when it was new. Our CC is pretty ripe, and it’s especially noticeable in this shot…

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The seats seem to have been re-upholstered (in a very tasteful way) and a set of modern speakers have found their way on the parcel shelf, but the rest of the car looks about at original as it could be.

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And given the average condition of a typical classic car in Japan, i.e. restored to near perfection and obsessively washed and detailed on a regular basis, it is refreshing to see anything with patina. Even more so when it’s a big, late ‘50s Detroiter. Extra points for the original engine and transmission, double extra points for stock wheels and triple for it being an Edsel. One of the best CCs in the country, in my view.

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Ford famously figured they could shift 200,000 Edsels in their debut model year, starting from September 1957. Twelve months later, the disaster was evident: just over 63k units were sold in the United States, plus about 5000 Canadian-made cars. Out of a total of 68k units, the Ranger was the most popular model (21,000 sales), beating the similar Pacer model by a hair. The Mercury-based senior models were much more expensive and thus far less common.

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The final nail in the E-car’s coffin was probably its name. Giving it Henry Ford II’s dad’s first name was perhaps seen within the company as a belated homage for a man who went before his time, but as far as the general public was concerned, it was decidedly weird. The number of newborns named Edsel certainly fell off a cliff after 1958, so it sounds a little less strange in the present day. But just imagine if they came out with a new marque and called it Michael or George…

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Which circles us back to the infamous grille and its (private) part in the whole debacle. From an outsider’s perspective, being of a different generation and region of the world, it’s hard for me to ascertain how much this specific feature was mocked back in the late ’50s / early ’60s. I would be grateful for those of you with first-hand knowledge to voice your opinion about this in the comments section. It’s one of the more intriguing facets of the Edsel story, and oft-reported, but it’s also the hardest to probe with circumspection. So to speak.

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The ’58 Edsel has a space in my personal fantasy garage, for sure. I’m agnostic on the specific model – the wagons, with their wild boomerang-shaped taillights, do have a slight advantage, but a plain Ranger hardtop like this one would also be acceptable. Or a big Citation sedan, really. With fewer than 6000 survivors worldwide, it’s a matter of managing to find one and grab it by the horsecollar.

 

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